Be The Best Zombie Hunter Around With These Items

The best zombie hunter is only as good as his zombie hunting gear. That’s why if you want to be the best there is at what you do (and what you do is really gross), you need to prepare yourself and arm yourself with the following items.

Zombie Shooting Targets
When the zombie apocalypse is still nowhere to be seen, what’s a poor zombie hunter to do? Why, train of course. And with this wide range of zombie shooting targets, train you will. Choose which particular zombie design scratches your zombie itch and bring this to the shooting range with you.

Zombie Survival Guide
A good zombie hunter knows what to do, whatever happens. And if you want to prepare for any zombie eventuality, you should have and read through the Zombie Survival Guide. After all knowing what to do during a particular scenario can mean the difference between life and the undead existence.

Zombie Killer Crossbow, Machete, or Katana
Each zombie hunter possesses a signature killing move or a signature weapon. If you want to be known throughout the land as Swiss Knife Jane or Toothpick Paul, then so be it. But if you want to be well-known and respected even among your zombie hunter peers, you need either the Zombie Killer Crossbow, the Rick Grimes Machete or Michonne’s Katana.

Deluxe Zombie Makeup Kit
If you’re planning to go all Mission Impossible-ey on some zombie horde by pretending to be one of the undead, infiltrating their non-dead ranks, and then obliterating them from the inside, a good zombie makeup kit can help you real quick. Put the Deluxe Zombie Makeup Kit on properly and not the undead or the living will be able to differentiate you from the real thing. Now of course if you or any of your team are caught or killed in action, the secretary will disavow…

Why You Need Zombie Hunting Permits

A zombie hunting permit automatically means that there is a governing body responsible for every registered zombie hunter in the land. But since there is none, what good are the zombie hunting permits?

Well, if for nothing else, the zombie hunting permit will show everyone else that you’re one of the good guys. After all, zombies will hardly carry zombie hunting permits right?

You can also show everybody else that you mean well and that travelling with you will be perfectly safe, because you are a licensed Zombie Hunter.

What To Do With Your Zombie Hunting Permit

Now that you are awarded your very own zombie hunting permit, it’s time to put that piece of card to good use. Keep it always in your person, and make sure that you protect it from the elements

Give The Permit As A Gift
One of these days, you might pass a zombie hunter who doesn’t have a permit. What you can do is to give your zombie permit to the other person. You can be pretty sure, they are going to appreciate the gesture. You can always order another one online.

Hunt Zombies
You’re a zombie hunter, a licensed one at that. So what are you going to do now that you have a zombie hunting permit? Why, hunt zombies, of course. Good thing, you’ve trained and are armed with the proper zombie hunting gear. Now, all you need to do is to get your hands on a real live zombie.

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