Zombie Christmas
Have Yourself A Zombie Themed Christmas... Now!
If you're wondering how you can possible combine jolly Christmas time with scary Zombies well there are plenty of Zombie Christmas items to get you started. Whether some zombie themed Christmas decorations for home or a Zombie Christmas Book wrapped with Zombie Christmas Wrapping Paper for that zombie fanatic in your life.
If you still can't find what you're looking for don't worry, we've compiled a list of the best zombie gifts available right now.
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1189 'Zombie Stockings' - Funny Merry Christmas Greeting Card with 5" x 7" Envelope by NobleWorks
NobleWorks' humorous greeting cards have been making people blush since 1980 BC (before eCards). all of our funny cards are printed on-demand (and we are very demanding!) in the good ol' us of a on thick, bright, premium recycled paper. Many of our fabulous cards are also available blank to appease one's closeted creative urges, some even come jumbo sized. There are merely about 4,500 hilarious cards in the collection, from silly to slightly risque, for a plethora of everyday and seasonal occasions. Dare to laugh!
Witches' Night Before Halloween
It's the night before Halloween, and these witches still have many last-minute things to do! In this spooky parody of Clement C. Moore's famous Christmas poem, the witches are up to their elbows in cobwebs and slime, trying to make sure their witchlings are well prepared for their first Halloween broomstick ride. Featuring witches like Mad-Maud and Snaggle-Tooth-Ruth and plenty of ghouls, zombies, monsters, skeletons, and moldy cellars that will satisfy all Halloween lovers, this good-natured book about these wickedly fun witches will have kids more amused than frightened.
A Zombie Christmas Carol
This exciting and bloodthirsty story tells of the sour and stingy Ebenezer Scrooge and his epic journey of transformation and redemption, brought about by a plague of ravenous zombies. After the supernatural visitations of the long dead Jacob Marley, himself killed by zombies and the Ghosts of Christmases Past, Present, and Yet to Come he comes to realise that he is London's only hope. In a city under siege by the undead there is only one man with the character and sense of mind able to stand in their way. A thrilling and unusual twist on the festive tale originally written by Charles Dickens.
I Am Scrooge: A Zombie Story for Christmas
Marley was dead--again. From the author of "Yellow Blue Tibia," it's the Dickensian Zombie Apocalypse--God Bless us, every one The legendary Ebenezeer Scrooge sits in his house counting money. The boards that he has nailed up over the doors and the windows shudder and shake under the blows from the endless zombie hordes that crowd the streets hungering for his flesh and his miserly braaaaiiiiiinns Just how did the happiest day of the year slip into a welter of blood, innards, and shambling, ravenous undead on the snowy streets of old London town? Will the ghosts of Christmas Past, Present, and Future be able to stop the world from drowning under a top-hatted and crinolined zombie horde? Was Tiny Tim's illness something infinitely more sinister than mere rickets and consumption? Can Scrooge be persuaded to go back to his evil ways, travel back to Christmas past, and destroy the brain stem of the tiny, irritatingly cheery Patient Zero?
Zombies Christmas Carol
Gather your family close, board up the doors, and heed well the tale of Ebenezer Scrooge - a man whom no fire could warm, whose cold heart pumped ice through his veins and whose lips uttered a firm "BAH!" to any sort of happiness. Learn from his experience as he is visited by the undead corpse of his old friend, Jacob Marley, on Christmas Eve. And join him on his journey to Christmases past aided by another corpse intent on showing Scrooge the origin of the Hungry Death consuming the land. God help us, every one! Collecting MARVEL ZOMBIES CHRISTMAS CAROL #1-5.
Zombie Ugly Christmas Sweater Dark Green Adult Crew Neck Sweatshirt
Get creepy this holiday season in this hilarious zombie ugly sweater print dark green sweatshirt. Made with a soft, cotton poly blend, this sweatshirt will keep you warm and cozy all winter long.
Marvel's Zombies Christmas Carol #3 (of 5)
Having faced his past and learned the horrifying truth behind the Hungry Death, Scrooge is shown how deadly things have become on this very Chrstmas Eve by The Spirit of Christmas Present.
Jack and Jill Went Up to Kill
Michael P. Spradlin (outrageous words) and Jeff Weigel (eye-popping illustrations)-the seriously twisted minds that brought you the New York Times bestselling Christmas carol tome It's Beginning to Look a Lot Like Zombies and Every Zombie Eats Somebody Sometime, a book of Zombie love songs-have arisen once more, this time to devour Mother Goose raw! Jack and Jill Went Up to Kill is a hilarious volume of zombie nursery rhymes designed to tickle the (exposed) funnybone of every World War Z, Shaun of the Dead, Zombieland, Pride and Prejudice and Zombies, and The Walking Dead fan on either side of the grave!
A Zombie Thanksgiving: The Mike Beem Chronicles Volume Five
1 woman. One solid plan to save Thanksgiving in a Zombie Apocalypse. A risky plan, but one she's willing to undertake in order to keep the holiday tradition alive in a world filled with walking rotten corpses. Bonus Short Story: A Vampire at ChristmasA short story about a Parrothead Vampire who uses his riches and immortal skills to bring joy to those in need during the Christmas Season.Bonus Short Story: The Headless Fountain ManA simple photo. A quick snap shot. One woman’s perfect picture is about to become her scariest nightmare.What are the Mike Beem Chronicles? The Mike Beem Chronicles are a series of short stories that I wrote involving a character called Mike Beem. These stories don't have to be read in order. I wrote each of them to be their own story. They have an original beginning and a true end. You should be fine reading the current one you are thinking about buying, and you should be able to enjoy it as if it was its own separate entity. Now, if you have to read them in order (I know I would), here is the best way to do it. A Zombie Christmas A Zombie Christmas 2 Flesh for the Zombies Zombie Beach A Zombie ThanksgivingA Zombie New Year's Eve
Zombie Santa Claus Christmas Holiday Funny Nerd Party Cool Tee - Mens T-Shirt
4.3 oz./Combed, ringspun cotton Jersey
Zombie Ugly Christmas Sweater T Shirt Funny Holiday Tee BROWN
Even zombies need a chance to be on an ugly sweater! Show your love for the undead when you rock this funny shirt at this year's ugly sweater party! Have you tried a Crazy Dog T-shirt yet? Just Wait until you slip on one of these super soft tees. You'll instantly fall in love! Not only are they printed on super soft cotton but the tees fit great too. Try one and you won't go anywhere else! With over 900 designs Crazy Dog is the online destination for your favorite tees. Many of our designs are available in mens, womens, and youth sizes and come in a variety of different colors. Check our store to see them all!
Zombie Santa Claus Christmas Holiday Funny Nerd Party Cool Tee - Mens T-Shirt
4.3 oz./Combed, ringspun cotton Jersey
Zombies Festive Blocks Ugly Christmas Sweater Long Sleeve T-Shirt
Zombies Festive Blocks Ugly Christmas Sweater Green Long Sleeve T-Shirt - 2X-Large
Nightmare Before Christmas Monopoly Game Collectors Edition
It's the infamous Pumpkin King teaming up with America's favorite board game to bring you the frightful The Nightmare Before Christmas Collector's Edition of the MONOPOLY game. Relive this cult classic as you buy, sell and trade iconic movie locations such as Jack's Tower, Oogie Boogie's Casino, Sally's Alley, Dr. Finkelstein's Laboratory, Town Square Fountain and Spiral Hill. This completely customized game features film photography and six collectible pewter tokens including Jack's Skull, Sally, the Mayor's Hearse, Oogie Boogi, Zombie Duck and Evil Teddy. A must-have for all The Nightmare Before Christmas collectors and MONOPOLY enthusiasts. For 2 - 6 players, ages 8 and up.
Big Zombie Ugly Christmas Sweater Green Soft Juniors T-Shirt
This original Old Glory design is printed using cutting-edge direct-to-garment technology on a high-quality green 100% Cotton juniors t-shirt. Designed in-house and printed to order, this is a one-of-a-kind tee for people with style to match.
Zombies Festive Blocks Ugly Christmas Sweater Long Sleeve T-Shirt
Zombies Festive Blocks Ugly Christmas Sweater Green Long Sleeve T-Shirt - Small
Zombie Ugly Christmas Sweater T Shirt Funny Holiday Tee BROWN
Even zombies need a chance to be on an ugly sweater! Show your love for the undead when you rock this funny shirt at this year's ugly sweater party! Have you tried a Crazy Dog T-shirt yet? Just Wait until you slip on one of these super soft tees. You'll instantly fall in love! Not only are they printed on super soft cotton but the tees fit great too. Try one and you won't go anywhere else! With over 900 designs Crazy Dog is the online destination for your favorite tees. Many of our designs are available in mens, womens, and youth sizes and come in a variety of different colors. Check our store to see them all!