Children Shouldn't Play with Dead Things (1972)
Children Shouldn't Play With Dead Things / The Undertaker and His Pals (Bone Chilling Double Feature)
Bone Chilling Double Feature
Scream Theater Double Feature 6
CSPWDT: Led by a mean-spirited director, Alan (Alan Ormsby), a theater troupe travels by boat to a small island graveyard for buried criminals. Using a grimoire, Alan begins a s‚ance to raise the dead. The group finds more than they bargained for when the dead return from their graves, forcing the troupe to take refuge in an old abandoned caretaker's house. Can they stay put until daylight against the undead onslaught, or do they flee into the pitch black night? Will anyone survive? ..Muhah hahahh! RT: 87 min, Color, 1.85:1/16x9 Anamorphic, PG, 1972 FOREVER EVIL: A fun outing by a group of college graduates turns into a nightmare. Marc Denning barely escapes with his life and has to sit by helplessly as his friends are brutally mutilated by some super-natural force. Some time later, Marc meets a mysterious woman who claims to have lived through a similar experience. United together they search to uncover and destroy this evil force, and with the help of a crusty old police detective, the clues begin to fall into place. The closer the duo gets to the evil, the more tragic their lives become. Can they ever overcome this supernatural beast that is FOREVER EVIL? Can the world survive if they don't? WARNING! Not for the squeamish! Contains scenes with explicit violence and gore and brief nudity. Don't see it alone. RT: 120 min, Color, 1.33:1, 1987
Children Shouldn't Play with Dead Things
The story focuses around a theater troupe, led by Alan (Alan Ormsby) a mean-spirited director, who travels by boat to a small island for buried criminals. Using a grimoire, Alan begins a séance to raise the dead after digging up the body of a man named Orville Dunworth. Afterwards Alan goes to extremes to degrade the actors, using the corpse of Orville for his own sick jokes. The dead return and force the troupe to take refuge in the old house. They must decide whether it's best to stay put until day, provided the old house holds up against the undead onslaught, try to all flee through the pitch black cemetery and forest to the boat, or have one person brave the obstacle in hopes that they can bring back help in time. Bonus Features: Photo Gallery, Exclusive Music Video from "Freak 13," Exclusive music video from "The Deadthings" Australia's #1 Glam Band, All New Commentary with Alan Ormsby, Jane Daly, and Anya Cronin, Bonus tribute to Bob Clark, Trivia, Much More. Specs: DVD9; Dolby Digital; 87 minutes; Color; 1.85:1 Aspect Ratio; MPAA - PG; Year - 1972; SRP - $19.99.
Children Shouldn't Play with Dead Things (35th Anniversay Exhumed Edition)
The story focuses around a theater troupe, led by Alan (Alan Ormsby) a mean-spirited director, who travels by boat to a small island for buried criminals. Using a grimoire, Alan begins a séance to raise the dead after digging up the body of a man named Orville Dunworth. Afterwards Alan goes to extremes to degrade the actors, using the corpse of Orville for his own sick jokes. The dead return and force the troupe to take refuge in the old house. They must decide whether it's best to stay put until day, provided the old house holds up against the undead onslaught, try to all flee through the pitch black cemetery and forest to the boat, or have one person brave the obstacle in hopes that they can bring back help in time. Uncut Anamorphic (16:9) Widescreen (1.85:1) Version English Audio All New Commentary with Alan Ormsby, Jane Daly, and Anya Cronin (Ormsby) "Memories of Bob Clark" - A tribute to the late director Grindhouse Q&A Confessions of a Grave Digger Photo Gallery Music Videos Trivia Trailer
Children Shouldn't Play With Dead Things
Led by a mean-spirited director, Alan (Alan Ormsby), a theater troupe travels by boat to a small island graveyard for buried criminals. Using a grimoire, Alan begins a sance to raise the dead. The group finds more than they bargained for when the dead return from their graves, forcing the troupe to take refuge in an old abandoned caretakers house. Can they stay put until daylight against the undead onslaught, or do they flee into the pitch black night? Will anyone survive? .Muhah hahahh!
Children Shouldn't Play with Dead Things
The SET-UP: Five young kinky actors and their artistic director come to a desolate and nearly forgotten burial island, complete with a morbid history of MURDER, RAPE, CURSES and DEMONS. Alan (Alan Ormsby), the brilliant but bizarre Director of the company, has brought them to this foreboding place to dabble in witchcraft; specifically to dig up a fresh corpse and use it in a ritual ceremony which is supposed to raise the dead from their graves.The PAY-OFF: It seems as though Alan has really gathered his "children" here, only to play a practical joke on them and then to party the rest of the night away. However, the joke's on Alan. His bizarre ritual ceremony really does raise the dead from their graves...only they're in no mood to party! NOTE: "BENJAMIN" CLARK is really "BOB" CLARK, the creative director behind the hit films PORKY'S, BLACK CHRISTMAS and A CHRISTMAS STORY among others. ALAN ORMSBY, though he turned in what has been described as "...one of the most obnoxious screen performances in history!", has actually made a mark for himself as the screenwriter for such memorable films as MY BODYGUARD, CAT PEOPLE, KARATE KID 3 and PORKY'S 2. Bonus Features: Scene Selection| Original Theatrical Trailer| Photo Gallery| Actor Bios. Specs: DVD5; Dolby Digital Mono; 87 minutes; Color; 1.85:1 Aspect Ratio; MPAA - PG; Year - 1972; SRP - $9.99.