If you are keeping tab of the news then you will know that a zombie apocalypse is around the corner. And if you have a little one tucked away at home then you should take adequate measures to make sure that they stay safe. Apart from hoarding foods and making your house zombie proof, you should acquire some battling skills also to survive the outbreak. Learn to organize search parties and be prepared to drive on riot stricken streets. Spend some time daily sweating it out in the gym. Also, teach your kids warfare skills by training them in archery or gun shooting.
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