The Ultimate Guide to ZombiesThe Ultimate Guide to Zombies is your handbook to all things zombie. It traces the history of zombies from tales of Haitian Voodoo through their portrayal in movies, games, and books to their current status on TV's "The Walking Dead". The book discusses what might cause a zombie outbreak, the anatomy of a zombie's brain, and how to effectively deal with them. It also covers the way zombies have been used by various organizations and the media to further their own ends. Lastly, the book has information about zombies in movies, music, advertising as well as information on ...
Are you, too, in constant fear of an impending Zombie Apocalypse? Do you worry that you will be one of the first to be lost to this devastating plague of the undead? You are not alone. The longer you wait to prepare yourself for the uprising of the undead, the less likely it is that you will survive. The time to prepare yourself and your loved ones is now! This guide will teach you all the vital skills and knowledge that you must possess in order to be one of the survivors when this devastating event occurs. If you are wondering if you really need a Zombie Apocalypse survival guide, ask yourself this: -Can you construct a defendable shelter with your bare hands? -Scavenge for food in even the most depleted environments? -Find water in the desert? -How easily could you kill one of the undead? -Do you even know how to kill a Zombie? If you cannot do any of the above things, you have no hope. With this survival guide, you will learn all that you need to stay alive. You will not be a hero. You are not going to be the victor. Such things are unimportant. The only thing that matters in a Zombie Apocalypse is to be a SURVIVOR!
The Zombie Survival Guide Deck Complete Protection From The Living Dead The Zombie Survival Guide Deck
In this outrageous parody of a survival guide, Saturday Night Live staff writer Brooks prepares humanity for its eventual battle with zombies. One would expect the son of Mel Brooks to have a genetic predisposition to humor, and indeed, he does, and he exhibits it relentlessly here: he outlines virtually every possible zombie-human encounter, drafts detailed plans for defense and attack and outlines past recorded attacks dating from 60,000 B.C. to 2002. In planning for that catastrophic day when"the dead rise," Brooks urges readers to get to know themselves, their bodies, their weaponry, their surroundings and, just in case, their escape routes. The Zombie Survival Guide is your key to survival against the hordes of undead who may be stalking you right now. Fully illustrated and exhaustively comprehensive, this book covers everything you need to know, including how to understand zombie physiology and behavior, the most effective defense tactics and weaponry, ways to outfit your home for a long siege, and how to survive and adapt in any territory or terrain. Top 10 Lessons for Surviving a Zombie Attack 1. Organize before they rise! 2. They feel no fear, why should you? 3. Use your head: cut off theirs. 4. Blades don't need reloading. 5. Ideal protection = tight clothes, short hair. 6. Get up the staircase, then destroy it. 7. Get out of the car, get onto the bike. 8. Keep moving, keep low, keep quiet, keep alert! 9. No place is safe, only safer. 10. The zombie may be gone, but the threat lives on. Don't be carefree and foolish with your most precious asset--life. This book is your key to survival against the hordes of undead who may be stalking you right now without your even knowing it. The Zombie Survival Guide offers complete protection through trusted, proven tips for safeguarding yourself and your loved ones against the living dead. It is a book that can save your life.
Zombie Apocalypse: The Prepper's Guide to Pandemic Outbreak, Quarantine, and Zombie Fallout (Survival Family Basics - Preppers Survival Handbook Series)
Zombies are everywhere today and to most people they are something out of scary stories like vampires or werewolves, no more real than Santa Claus or the Easter Bunny. But are we dismissing these blood-thirsty monsters at our peril? According to several scientists who have taken on the task of proving or disproving the possibility of zombies, while it is possible that some previously unknown disease could cause symptoms similar to those associated with pop-culture zombies (a mutated disease similar to rabies perhaps), it is also unlikely. But the actual disaster behind a zombie apocalypse, a deadly global pandemic, is not only possible, it is highly probable. In “Zombie Apocalypse: The Prepper's Guide to Pandemic Outbreak, Quarantine, and Zombie Fallout” #1 Best Selling author Macenzie Guiver shows you how it’s happened many times before and why it is likely to happen again during our lifetime. Whether the threat comes from a zombie disease or some errant strain of influenza, the threat of pandemic is real and it is something that every family must be prepared to handle in order to survive. When the 1918 Spanish Flu swept around the globe, entire families and neighborhoods were wiped out. Nearly 30% of the population of the planet were infected as many as 5.5% of the world’s inhabitants died as a result (That’s more than 1 in every 20 people dead – planet-wide). When the next pandemic comes, the only way to ensure the safety and survival of your family is to prepare now. “Zombie Apocalypse” will help you: • Understand how pandemics happen, and why we’re likely to have another one in your lifetime • Learn important lessons from past pandemics, and how some of the ones in the recent past make a Zombie outbreak look like child’s play • Know what to expect in the days and weeks following a major outbreak, there’s more than just the usual “prepper” stuff to worry about here • Determine what to do now to be ready, whether it’s Zombies, or an uber-deadly new strain of the flu virus there are some common steps to take for this type of “end of the world as we know it” scenario • Create a pandemic preparedness plan for your family and practice it. Using the Zombie angle to create your practice scenarios can add a bit of fun to an otherwise difficult and hard-to-wrap-your-head-around prepping topic From providing an understanding of how pandemics progress from Patient Zero to global catastrophe to explaining how a global pandemic will affect the society around us, this guide provides prepping families with the perspective, information, and planning steps they need to be ready to survive the next pandemic, even if that means fighting off zombies in order to do so!