Halloween Black Flamingo Skeleton Plastic Lawn and Yard Ornament Decoration 22in (Set of 3)Halloween Skeleton Black Flamingo Plastic Lawn and Yard Ornament Decoration (Set of 3)
Regular people decorate with pink flamingoes - when you are a zombie it just makes sense to decorate with a flock of Zombie flamingos! The scary-looking Zombie Flamingo decoration has blood-red eyes; an exposed skull and metal legs so you can perch it indoors or out. The red; white; black and silver plastic Zombie Flamingo includes metal legsnItem Dimensions: H'' x L'' x D''- 24 '' x 9' X 6''Use indoors or out
You've seen pink flamingo lawn ornaments before, right? They're sort of a classic piece of Americana. They've become more rare than they used to be, in fact, they were thrown away en masse in the 1990s. Problem is, they're back and they're hungry. We thought we were through with the pesky things, but little did we know that they weren't through with us. We always thought the zombie apocalypse would rise quickly, but we never thought it would start with zombie flamingos. Why, Florida, why?