No Vacancy: Gorgeous & Gory's 2014 Zombie Pinup CalendarNo Vacancy - the 2014 Zombie Pinup Calendar from Gorgeous & Gory! The brain-eating babes you've come to love over the past 4 years are bringing you 12 more months of brutally beautiful photos. Check into a room with this new calendar, and you'll soon forget all about hot tubs and free cable! This calendar is of superior quality, unmatched aesthetics, and endless allure.
The Zombies 2014 Day-to-Day Calendar includes everything you’d ever want to know about the undead, including facts, quotes, and stories, without ever finding out firsthand.This daily calendar includes more of what you love about zombies—more links, more stories, more biters, and more BRRRRAAINNSS! It is a perfect pop-culture gift that takes a bite out of the endless craze for the undead, featuring classic Hollywood zombie lore and today’s favorites, including Zombieland , World War Z , and The Walking Dead .
Perfect for any zombie lover, each monthly spread of this 16-month calendar features one of Greg Stones's ghoulishly colorful paintings revealing a funny and unexpected scene of zombie disgruntlement, cataloging the stuff that really riles up the walking dead. As an added bonus, the calendar features September 2013-December 2013 calendaria. Zombies hate clowns. They also hate snowmen, balloons, re-gifting, and mannequins. They really hate bagpipes and dodgeball, yet strangely don't mind outhouses. Each monthly spread of the Zombies Hate Stuff 2014 16-month Wall Calendar features one of Greg Stones's ghoulishly colorful paintings revealing a funny and unexpected scene of zombie disgruntlement, cataloging the stuff that really riles up the walking dead. Offering an unexpected and irresistible perspective on the zombie apocalypse, it's perfect for any zombie lover.