Ace Your Zombie Exam!Humans, Zombies-we"re not that different. We"re all hungry for a better life or post-life. That's why the living and living dead alike are turning more frequently to education in order to improve their standing (or slouching, as the case may be). No enrollment necessary-you need only this book and that high-performance noggin of yours. Best of all, this guide offers not just any sample test, but the PhZ exam from the esteemed Port-Au-Prince Capon Academy. And at the end, humans can fill out and award an official PhZ diploma! (Zombies are ...
So, you've been bitten by a zombie? Bummer. But there's no need to panic! Yes, your life will be undergoing a major transformation, but this doesn't have to be the end-all it once was when the Disaster first hit. There have been significant breakthroughs in the last decade in helping you keep significant parts of your wit and dignity. Together we can limit the damage. Zombies for Zombies is a motivational guide designed specifically to make a profound difference in your accidental, strange new life. You say you don't want to become another one of those ghastly creatures you see on the news out in the Tempe Containment Zone? You don't have to—if you follow the great advice inside, including: How to dress for your new lifestyle Handy recipes for brains Fitness ideas for keeping you somewhat energetic New skin-care techniques to help ward off "rotting flesh syndrome" How to overcome that darned zombie social stigma Dance steps for the motor-impaired Completely Revised and Updated Since the Containment Zone Disaster! "Face it, being bitten by a zombie is inevitable. Thanks to this indispensable book, we can finally stop making survival plans and start making the most of our new lives as zombies. Even for the uninfected, Zombies For Zombies is a scream." —Daniel H. Wilson, author of How to Survive a Robot Uprising
Zombies in Space The Kentucky Pride ship pulls alongside a dead ship. Life sign reading A child, innocent, amongst a sea of dead bodies. Surviving, hiding. Go in hot. Jared swallowed. He couldn’t back off now. The child had made contact. She was alive. “Sweetie, what’s your name?” “Connie.” “Okay, Connie. What’s the situation?” “They’re all dead,” she cried. “But they woke up.”Scroll up to grab a copy
The End is Nigh!Nuclear holocaust, supervolcano, asteroid impact, mega tsunami, alien invasion, zombie outbreak? Will the world end with a whimper or a bang?W.H. Mumfrey covers it all. From doomsday predictions that have occurred throughout history, to how the Mayans might have really figured it out, to analysis of movies that offer tips on how to survive a variety of scenarios, he leaves no stone unturned.However the end arrives, Mumfrey prepares you for what to expect after the apocalypse. He provides valuable pointers on how to survive a litany of doomsday scenarios—and how to rebuild the earth if you're one of the survivors. Essential topics include foraging for food, looting 101, barricades and fortifications for beginners, dealing with cannibals, mutant identification, post-apocalyptic fashions, renovating your subterranean hideout, decoys and booby-traps for dummies, dating after doomsday and more.So as you stockpile your bottles of water, dig out your bunker, and finesse your plan for a brand new government, keep this book in hand. You won't be sorry.