Zombie Survival Guide
United States Zombie Hunting Permit (Bumper Sticker)
Get the ORIGINAL Zombie Hunting Permit from Big Cat Sticker Shack. There have been companies copying our design and we can't guarantee the quality of their stickers. Big Cat Sticker Shack is the ONLY manufacturer of this original design. 2014/2015 United States Zombie Hunting permit. This vinyl bumper sticker/decal is printed with UV resistant inks and digitally cut on weather resistant PVC Vinyl. Big Cat Sticker Shack specializes in high quality bumper stickers. Our stickers are printed on PVC Vinyl, the same kind sign shops use for vehicle wraps and vehicle signs. That means they are made to withstand the weather. We print them with a state of the art printer using UV resistant inks and cut them with a digital vinyl cutter. The end result is tough, weather resistant bumper stickers with photo quality images that will not fade for years!
The Zombie Survival Guide: Complete Protection from the Living Dead
The Zombie Survival Guide is your key to survival against the hordes of undead who may be stalking you right now. Fully illustrated and exhaustively comprehensive, this book covers everything you need to know, including how to understand zombie physiology and behavior, the most effective defense tactics and weaponry, ways to outfit your home for a long siege, and how to survive and adapt in any territory or terrain. Top 10 Lessons for Surviving a Zombie Attack 1. Organize before they rise 2. They feel no fear, why should you? 3. Use your head: cut off theirs. 4. Blades don’t need reloading. 5. Ideal protection = tight clothes, short hair. 6. Get up the staircase, then destroy it. 7. Get out of the car, get onto the bike. 8. Keep moving, keep low, keep quiet, keep alert 9. No place is safe, only safer. 10. The zombie may be gone, but the threat lives on. Don’t be carefree and foolish with your most precious asset—life. This book is your key to survival against the hordes of undead who may be stalking you right now without your even knowing it. The Zombie Survival Guide offers complete protection through trusted, proven tips for safeguarding yourself and your loved ones against the living dead. It is a book that can save your life.
The Zombie Survival Guide Deck
The dead walk among us. This flashcard deck was created to provide private citizens? people with limited time and resources? with an emergency crash course in basic zombie survival techniques. Organized by theme, this deck includes commonsense advice that will be your first asset in a moment of panic: Avoid dressing in chain mail, plate mail, or any other heavy body armor: Without the speed or agility to outrun your attackers, you?ll end up as little more than canned food. Consider all factors when choosing a weapon: Once a chain saw runs out of fuel, it provides as much protection as a handheld stereo. Know your enemy: Our greatest advantage over the undead is our ability to think. Use your head, and cut off theirs!
The Zombie Survival Guide
Called the Studs Terkel of zombie journalism, Brooks provides the lessons that history has taught about zombie outbreaks. Here, Brooks chronicles the most famous outbreaks, gruesomely illustrated in graphic novel form.
25 Tips for Surviving a Zombie Apocalypse
Let’s face it, it’s going to happen. Maybe not tomorrow, maybe not 10 years from now but one day there will be a zombie apocalypse. Even the bible predicts that in the end, at the time of the apocalypse the dead will rise.It might be the Dawn of the Dead, slow moving no intelligence type of zombie that mysteriously begin to rise, or a fast moving, thinking 28 Days Later type created through government experimentation, but they will one day rise.You need to be prepared. This is unlike a foreign enemy invading our land. As the zombie infestation spreads your friends and loved ones might become infected, thus leaving you with tough decisions ahead.Hopefully these tips will help prepare you for what is to come.
Zombie Apocalypse Preparation: How to Survive in an Undead World and Have Fun Doing It!
We guarantee this is the only tool you need to survive the zombie apocalypse. OK, that’s not really true. But when the SHTF you’re going to want a survival guide that’s not just geared toward day-to-day survival. You’ll need one that addresses the essential skills for true nourishment of the human spirit. Living through the end of the world isn’t worth a damn unless you can enjoy yourself in any way you want. (Except, of course, for anything having to do with abuse. We could never condone such things. At least the publisher’s lawyers say we can’t.) We can’t guarantee this guide will save your life. But we can guarantee it will keep you smiling while the living dead are chowing down on you. “This book means I’ll Never Have to wipe myself with a leaf during the apocalypse.” —well known zombie survival guide author “I now have six patients suffering from PTSD because of this book.” —some psychiatrist “I couldn’t put it down... Mostly because it was glued to my hands.” —victim 17 “This book is now on our ‘Required Reading’ list.” —guard at Guantanamo Bay “Amused and terrified. How are the writers not in prison for this?” —random person that was handed the book with a note that read ‘review within 24 hours or your kitten dies’
The Ultimate Guide to Zombies
The Ultimate Guide to Zombies is your handbook to all things zombie. It traces the history of zombies from tales of Haitian Voodoo through their portrayal in movies, games, and books to their current status on TV's "The Walking Dead". The book discusses what might cause a zombie outbreak, the anatomy of a zombie's brain, and how to effectively deal with them. It also covers the way zombies have been used by various organizations and the media to further their own ends. Lastly, the book has information about zombies in movies, music, advertising as well as information on zombie survival camps, zombie weddings, and world-wide zombie events. This book is a must for any zombie fan or for anyone wanting to understand the planetary phenomena they have caused.
Zompoc: How to Survive a Zombie Apocalypse
Meticulously researched and vigorously detailed this important survival manual is the most detailed and up-to-date book you will find to keep you and your family safe during the Zompoc (Zombie Apocalypse). This book is unique in its coverage of all Zombie strains from the viral infected fast zombies through to the shambling re-animated undead. All subjects from zombie identification, first-aid, escape techniques, household defence, combat techniques and raiding through to bartering, supplies, vehicle modification, weapons and convoy structure are all covered in great detail. With this book you can prepare for the day the Zompoc strikes and be ready to fight back and eradicate the Zombie menace from our streets. This book is illustrated throughout and even contains full plans and instructions for a post-Zompoc rebuilding of civilisation!
The Zombie Survival Guide: Complete Protection from the Living Dead
Fully illustrated and exhaustively comprehensive, "The Zombie Survival Guide"is one's key to survival against the hordes of undead who may be stalking thestreets right now.
How To Survive The Zombie Apocalypse: The Complete Prepper's Guide
Welcome fellow preppers and zombie enthusiasts, my name is Ajax Black and this is my eBook – The complete guide to surviving a zombie apocalypse. It will include: the 11 types of zombie, prepping, the ultimate bug-out bag, your bug-out location, bug-out vehicles, best weapons and the 21 golden rules of survival. This will teach you everything thing there is to know about zombies and how you too, can survive the apocalypse!Contents:- An in depth description for each of the 11 zombies.- How to prep, why you should prep, and what to prep so that you can become the best prepper possible.-The ultimate bug-out bag, what type of bag, what it should include- The best bug-out location, defence, supplies and accessibility. - The best weapons for a zombie apocalypse firearm, projectile or melee, top ten weapons for each category.- The best bug out vehicles, big,small,fast,strong also includes a top 10 list.- The 21 golden rules for surviving the zombie apocalypse.All this and much much much more.Every single question you've ever had about zombies, will be answered in this book. It's got more information on zombies and how to deal with them than any other book out there. This book is a preppers dream, its factual, realistic, informative, motivational and quite humorous at times. If you buy this book I guarantee that you'll have no regrets. So do yourself a favour, scroll up, click buy now and and I'll see you after the apocalypse.Cheers 😉
Zombies at the Door: Planning for the Inevitable
*Get ready for a funny Advice & How-To guide to the coming Zombie Apocalypse using humor and practical knowledge together to help you survive*We all know it can happen, will happen. Be prepared and have a laugh at the same time. This basic manual will make sure you are ready to face the zombie hordes and walk you through where to meet, find weapons and food, and set up camp. It may even give you hope as you huddle in the bathroom stall at the mall.Seriously though, don't go to the mall!Learn the glow stick technique to distract zombies or how a paper bag might save your life or at least keep you from seeing the bitey end that's coming. Are dentist offices safe? Can the game of baseball stop the zombies from attacking? Is petroleum jelly something you should have in your zombie kit? Find out now. *Add to the knowledge you've gained from Max Brooks, A. R. Wise, Bryan James, Laurence Sutton, Karim Theos, and many more while you laugh at your own lack of preparation*
The Zombie Survival Guide Deck Complete Protection From The Living Dead The Zombie Survival Guide Deck
In this outrageous parody of a survival guide, Saturday Night Live staff writer Brooks prepares humanity for its eventual battle with zombies. One would expect the son of Mel Brooks to have a genetic predisposition to humor, and indeed, he does, and he exhibits it relentlessly here: he outlines virtually every possible zombie-human encounter, drafts detailed plans for defense and attack and outlines past recorded attacks dating from 60,000 B.C. to 2002. In planning for that catastrophic day when"the dead rise," Brooks urges readers to get to know themselves, their bodies, their weaponry, their surroundings and, just in case, their escape routes. The Zombie Survival Guide is your key to survival against the hordes of undead who may be stalking you right now. Fully illustrated and exhaustively comprehensive, this book covers everything you need to know, including how to understand zombie physiology and behavior, the most effective defense tactics and weaponry, ways to outfit your home for a long siege, and how to survive and adapt in any territory or terrain. Top 10 Lessons for Surviving a Zombie Attack 1. Organize before they rise! 2. They feel no fear, why should you? 3. Use your head: cut off theirs. 4. Blades don't need reloading. 5. Ideal protection = tight clothes, short hair. 6. Get up the staircase, then destroy it. 7. Get out of the car, get onto the bike. 8. Keep moving, keep low, keep quiet, keep alert! 9. No place is safe, only safer. 10. The zombie may be gone, but the threat lives on. Don't be carefree and foolish with your most precious asset--life. This book is your key to survival against the hordes of undead who may be stalking you right now without your even knowing it. The Zombie Survival Guide offers complete protection through trusted, proven tips for safeguarding yourself and your loved ones against the living dead. It is a book that can save your life.
NMR/Aquarius Zombie Guide Poster
Worried about surviving the next zombie attack. Fear not, this poster is your official zombie survival guide. Perfect for the fans of the undead.
The Zombie Shooting Guide: Survival Training for the Worst-Case Scenario
The Zombie Shooting Guide: Survival Training for the Worst-Case Scenario
The Zombie Survival Guide: Complete Protection from the Living Dead
The Zombie Survival Guide is your key to survival against the hordes of undead who may be stalking you right now. Fully illustrated and exhaustively comprehensive, this book covers everything you need to know, including how to understand zombie physiology and behavior, the most effective defense tactics and weaponry, ways to outfit your home for a long siege, and how to survive and adapt in any territory or terrain.Top 10 Lessons for Surviving a Zombie Attack 1. Organize before they rise! 2. They feel no fear, why should you?3. Use your head: cut off theirs.4. Blades don’t need reloading.5. Ideal protection = tight clothes, short hair.6. Get up the staircase, then destroy it. 7. Get out of the car, get onto the bike.8. Keep moving, keep low, keep quiet, keep alert!9. No place is safe, only safer. 10. The zombie may be gone, but the threat lives on. Don’t be carefree and foolish with your most precious asset—life. This book is your key to survival against the hordes of undead who may be stalking you right now without your even knowing it. The Zombie Survival Guide offers complete protection through trusted, proven tips for safeguarding yourself and your loved ones against the living dead. It is a book that can save your life.
How To Survive The Zombie Apocalypse
Welcome to the Complete Guide to Zombies and How to Survive a Zombie Apocalypse. Consider this book your next best friend when it comes to zombies, how to beat them and how to survive in a post-apocalyptic environment. Inside the pages of How To Survive The Zombie Apocalypse, you will discover a wide range of topics:Four Main Types of ZombiesStaying Put or Keeping MobileSupplies and Creating your Bug Out BagZombie Killing WeaponsGoing Solo or Forming a GroupPost-Apocalyptic TravelReviews of Popular Zombie Tv Shows and MoviesZombie Survival Tips & Much More!If you’re interested in learning more about surviving in a post-apocalyptic wasteland, then you’ll want to read How To Survive The Zombie Apocalypse!
The Zombie's Survival Guide: Thrive In The Zombie Apocalypse After You Turn...
Love Bites. Hate Eats... The "Zombie" Apocalypse is coming. It's not "if" it's "when", and if you think you are going to be one of the brave survivors you see in the movies and video games or read about in books and graphic novels you are sadly mistaken. You know who I mean, the handsome and tough hero who was a Navy Seal that women love and men want to be. Or the beautiful, big breasted, brilliant heroine with a PhD in "Science". You aren't even the wisecracking sidekick who lives to defend the heroes. You are a regular person, an everyman. Just as I was before I created this fully illustrated guidebook. So face it, the odds are much more in favor of you becoming one of the undead. A ghoul. A Dead. A "Zombie". But don't worry, there is hope. There are ways for you to "live" a very rewarding "life" after you turn. How long, well that depends. But you might as well enjoy it while you can. Sure, it's not as cool as being a vampire. They get the late nights partying, looking like the heroes I mentioned above, the cool clothes, and getting to sleep all day. No, you will be a staggering, oozing, puss-filled mess. But how can you fight Healthies armed with weapons that can be anything from a boy with a screwdriver to a soldier with an automatic rifle? You will not only have physical limitations but you will also be stupid, right? Wrong. Many "zombies" retain much of their intelligence after they turn. The ones that are out in the open and shuffling toward people who have guns or other weapons are the dumb ones. The ones that weren't prepared. The smart ones know what to do. They go unnoticed. They wait for their chance to attack. They plot. But if the "Zombie Apocalypse" is coming and hasn't happened yet, how do I know all of this? Because it has already started. It just hasn't reached you yet, or maybe you're not aware. The mind can play tricks. And because I'm Hetfield Madden. And I'm a "Zombie"...