Zombie Survival Guide
The Zombie Survival Guide Deck
The dead walk among us. This flashcard deck was created to provide private citizens? people with limited time and resources? with an emergency crash course in basic zombie survival techniques. Organized by theme, this deck includes commonsense advice that will be your first asset in a moment of panic: Avoid dressing in chain mail, plate mail, or any other heavy body armor: Without the speed or agility to outrun your attackers, you?ll end up as little more than canned food. Consider all factors when choosing a weapon: Once a chain saw runs out of fuel, it provides as much protection as a handheld stereo. Know your enemy: Our greatest advantage over the undead is our ability to think. Use your head, and cut off theirs!
The Zombie Survival Guide Deck Complete Protection From The Living Dead The Zombie Survival Guide Deck
In this outrageous parody of a survival guide, Saturday Night Live staff writer Brooks prepares humanity for its eventual battle with zombies. One would expect the son of Mel Brooks to have a genetic predisposition to humor, and indeed, he does, and he exhibits it relentlessly here: he outlines virtually every possible zombie-human encounter, drafts detailed plans for defense and attack and outlines past recorded attacks dating from 60,000 B.C. to 2002. In planning for that catastrophic day when"the dead rise," Brooks urges readers to get to know themselves, their bodies, their weaponry, their surroundings and, just in case, their escape routes. The Zombie Survival Guide is your key to survival against the hordes of undead who may be stalking you right now. Fully illustrated and exhaustively comprehensive, this book covers everything you need to know, including how to understand zombie physiology and behavior, the most effective defense tactics and weaponry, ways to outfit your home for a long siege, and how to survive and adapt in any territory or terrain. Top 10 Lessons for Surviving a Zombie Attack 1. Organize before they rise! 2. They feel no fear, why should you? 3. Use your head: cut off theirs. 4. Blades don't need reloading. 5. Ideal protection = tight clothes, short hair. 6. Get up the staircase, then destroy it. 7. Get out of the car, get onto the bike. 8. Keep moving, keep low, keep quiet, keep alert! 9. No place is safe, only safer. 10. The zombie may be gone, but the threat lives on. Don't be carefree and foolish with your most precious asset--life. This book is your key to survival against the hordes of undead who may be stalking you right now without your even knowing it. The Zombie Survival Guide offers complete protection through trusted, proven tips for safeguarding yourself and your loved ones against the living dead. It is a book that can save your life.
United States Zombie Hunting Permit (Bumper Sticker)
Get the ORIGINAL Zombie Hunting Permit from Big Cat Sticker Shack. There have been companies copying our design and we can't guarantee the quality of their stickers. Big Cat Sticker Shack is the ONLY manufacturer of this original design. 2014/2015 United States Zombie Hunting permit. This vinyl bumper sticker/decal is printed with UV resistant inks and digitally cut on weather resistant PVC Vinyl. Big Cat Sticker Shack specializes in high quality bumper stickers. Our stickers are printed on PVC Vinyl, the same kind sign shops use for vehicle wraps and vehicle signs. That means they are made to withstand the weather. We print them with a state of the art printer using UV resistant inks and cut them with a digital vinyl cutter. The end result is tough, weather resistant bumper stickers with photo quality images that will not fade for years!
25 Tips for Surviving a Zombie Apocalypse
Let’s face it, it’s going to happen. Maybe not tomorrow, maybe not 10 years from now but one day there will be a zombie apocalypse. Even the bible predicts that in the end, at the time of the apocalypse the dead will rise.It might be the Dawn of the Dead, slow moving no intelligence type of zombie that mysteriously begin to rise, or a fast moving, thinking 28 Days Later type created through government experimentation, but they will one day rise.You need to be prepared. This is unlike a foreign enemy invading our land. As the zombie infestation spreads your friends and loved ones might become infected, thus leaving you with tough decisions ahead.Hopefully these tips will help prepare you for what is to come.
Zombie Survival Playing Cards
52164 Features: -Contains 52 different images. -100% Officially licensed. -Officially poker sized. -Linen type finish. Product Type: -Traditional Playing Cards. Gender: -Boy. Gender: -Girl. Dimensions: Overall Height - Top to Bottom: -3.56 Inches. Overall Width - Side to Side: -2.56 Inches. Overall Depth - Front to Back: -0.75 Inches. Overall Product Weight: -0.22 Pounds.
The Zombie Survival Guide: Complete Protection from the Living Dead
The Zombie Survival Guide is your key to survival against the hordes of undead who may be stalking you right now. Fully illustrated and exhaustively comprehensive, this book covers everything you need to know, including how to understand zombie physiology and behavior, the most effective defense tactics and weaponry, ways to outfit your home for a long siege, and how to survive and adapt in any territory or terrain.Top 10 Lessons for Surviving a Zombie Attack 1. Organize before they rise! 2. They feel no fear, why should you?3. Use your head: cut off theirs.4. Blades don’t need reloading.5. Ideal protection = tight clothes, short hair.6. Get up the staircase, then destroy it. 7. Get out of the car, get onto the bike.8. Keep moving, keep low, keep quiet, keep alert!9. No place is safe, only safer. 10. The zombie may be gone, but the threat lives on. Don’t be carefree and foolish with your most precious asset—life. This book is your key to survival against the hordes of undead who may be stalking you right now without your even knowing it. The Zombie Survival Guide offers complete protection through trusted, proven tips for safeguarding yourself and your loved ones against the living dead. It is a book that can save your life.
How To Survive The Zombie Apocalypse
Welcome to the Complete Guide to Zombies and How to Survive a Zombie Apocalypse. Consider this book your next best friend when it comes to zombies, how to beat them and how to survive in a post-apocalyptic environment. Inside the pages of How To Survive The Zombie Apocalypse, you will discover a wide range of topics:Four Main Types of ZombiesStaying Put or Keeping MobileSupplies and Creating your Bug Out BagZombie Killing WeaponsGoing Solo or Forming a GroupPost-Apocalyptic TravelReviews of Popular Zombie Tv Shows and MoviesZombie Survival Tips & Much More!If you’re interested in learning more about surviving in a post-apocalyptic wasteland, then you’ll want to read How To Survive The Zombie Apocalypse!
The Zombie Survival Guide
Fully illustrated and exhaustively comprehensive, The Zombie Survival Guide is one's key to survival against the hordes of undead who may be stalking thestreets right now. From the Publisher: The Zombie Survival Guide is your key to survival against the hordes of undead who may be stalking you right now. Fully illustrated and exhaustively comprehensive, this book covers everything you need to know, including how to understand zombie physiology and behavior, the most effective defense tactics and weaponry, ways to outfit your home for a long siege, and how to survive and adapt in any territory or terrain. Top 10 Lessons for Surviving a Zombie Attack Organize before they rise! They feel no fear, why should you? Use your head: cut off theirs. Blades don't need reloading. Ideal protection = tight clothes, short hair. Get up the staircase, then destroy it. Get out of the car, get onto the bike. Keep moving, keep low, keep quiet, keep alert! No place is safe, only safer. The zombie may be gone, but the threat lives on. Don't be carefree and foolish with your most precious asset-life. This book is your key to survival against the hordes of undead who may be stalking you right now without your even knowing it. Zombie Survival Guide offers complete protection through trusted, proven tips for safeguarding yourself and your loved ones against the living dead. It is a book that can save your life.
How To Survive The Zombie Apocalypse: The Complete Prepper's Guide
Welcome fellow preppers and zombie enthusiasts, my name is Ajax Black and this is my eBook – The complete guide to surviving a zombie apocalypse. It will include: the 11 types of zombie, prepping, the ultimate bug-out bag, your bug-out location, bug-out vehicles, best weapons and the 21 golden rules of survival. This will teach you everything thing there is to know about zombies and how you too, can survive the apocalypse!Contents:- An in depth description for each of the 11 zombies.- How to prep, why you should prep, and what to prep so that you can become the best prepper possible.-The ultimate bug-out bag, what type of bag, what it should include- The best bug-out location, defence, supplies and accessibility. - The best weapons for a zombie apocalypse firearm, projectile or melee, top ten weapons for each category.- The best bug out vehicles, big,small,fast,strong also includes a top 10 list.- The 21 golden rules for surviving the zombie apocalypse.All this and much much much more.Every single question you've ever had about zombies, will be answered in this book. It's got more information on zombies and how to deal with them than any other book out there. This book is a preppers dream, its factual, realistic, informative, motivational and quite humorous at times. If you buy this book I guarantee that you'll have no regrets. So do yourself a favour, scroll up, click buy now and and I'll see you after the apocalypse.Cheers 😉
U.S. Military Pocket Survival Guide: Plus Evasion & Recovery
Stranded behind enemy lines? Or in America's wilderness? Reach for the U.S. Military Pocket Survival Guide. A decade after its original publication in 1999, this classic manual―included in the survival kits of all branches of the U.S. military―has now been revised and updated for 2009 by military survival expert Matt Larsen. Every combatant's essential guide to outdoor survival, concealment, movement, improvised communications, and recovery in hostile territory, the U.S. Military Pocket Survival Guide represents an invaluable distillation of the information contained in the survival “bible,” the U.S. Air Force's enormous Search and Rescue Survival Training.
NMR/Aquarius Zombie Guide Poster
Worried about surviving the next zombie attack. Fear not, this poster is your official zombie survival guide. Perfect for the fans of the undead.
Surviving the Zombie Outbreak: The Official Zombie Survival Field Manual
A pathogen known as the "Vrykolas-Romeros Virus" (VRV) began infecting humans throughout eastern Pennsylvania approximately six weeks prior to the printing of this book. VRV is unlike any virus humankind has ever seen before. It kills its host quickly and within moments reanimates the corpse as a "walking dead" creature that is compelled to bite humans and spread the virus. These abominations are herein referred to as "Zombies." Since the appearance of VRV, worldwide chaos has ensued. The power grid is down, supplies are finite, and Zombies are roaming the landscape. You have found yourself trying to survive as best as you can under these desperate circumstances. The government is determined to find a cure for the VRV, but until we do, you must adapt to overcome the daily challenges to survival. This book will help. Trust science. PART 1: SURVIVAL AT HOME Chapter 1: The VirusChapter 2: Carrier NatureChapter 3: Your TargetChapter 4: FirearmsChapter 5: Other WeaponryChapter 6: What NOT to DoChapter 7: What to WearChapter 8: Home DefenseChapter 9: Your KitChapter 10: CommunicationChapter 11: Dependents & PetsChapter 12: Survival HabitsChapter 13: Long-term survival PART 2: IN FIELD ON A MISSION Chapter 14: TeamworkChapter 15: Planning a MissionChapter 16: Exit StrategyChapter 17: VehiclesChapter 18: On FootChapter 19: Hot SpotsChapter 20: Zombie HuntingChapter 21: Ethics & Barter APPENDIXES Appendix A: DistractionsAppendix B: Early Warning Devices (EWD)Appendix C: TerminologyAppendix D: Sample Zombie LogAppendix E: Pre-Mission Checklist
The Zombie Apocalypse Survival Guide for Teenagers
The Zombie Apocalypse Survival Guide for Teenagers isn’t a normal book. It’s not even a normal Zombie survival guide. It’s a story of three teenagers enduring and surviving against the odds, adapting where many adults failed. Not many teenagers survived “The Havoc,” probably because most didn’t acclimate and learn like these three.So what’s the secret to their survival?Good question. The answer lies in these pages, a journal written by a teenager named Chris.Each section includes some discussion questions to help you digest what you just read. These questions will point to the Bible here and there for some wisdom that has stood the test of time: wisdom for surviving your real world.
U.S. Army Zombie Combat Skills
The official U.S. Army field manual―with more than 100 illustrations of zombie combat techniques The United States Army is prepared for every kind of combat. This is the Soldier's Zombie Combat Field Manual. It explains how to perform the combat skills needed to survive on the battlefield against the hordes of the Undead. All Soldiers, across all branches, must learn these basic skills in preparation for battle against reanimated corpses. Combat against the Undead is chaotic, intense, and shockingly destructive. In a soldier's first battle, he will experience the confusing and often terrifying sights, sounds, smells, and dangers of the zombie battlefield―and he must learn to survive and win despite them. He will be surrounded by destruction, death, and the Undead. The air will be filled with the smell of explosives, propellant, and decaying flesh. He will hear the screams of a devoured comrade. But, if he follows the training provided in this book, he can win in battle against zombies and return home with honor. * Individual Readiness * Zombie Combat Care and Preventive Medicine * Environmental Conditions * Cover, Concealment, and Camouflage * Fighting Positions * Movement * Urban Area Procedures * “Every Soldier is a Sensor” * Zombie Combat Marksmanship * Communications * Survival, Evasion, Resistance, and Escape
Zombie Apocalypse Survival Guide
Are you, too, in constant fear of an impending Zombie Apocalypse? Do you worry that you will be one of the first to be lost to this devastating plague of the undead? You are not alone. The longer you wait to prepare yourself for the uprising of the undead, the less likely it is that you will survive. The time to prepare yourself and your loved ones is now! This guide will teach you all the vital skills and knowledge that you must possess in order to be one of the survivors when this devastating event occurs. If you are wondering if you really need a Zombie Apocalypse survival guide, ask yourself this: -Can you construct a defendable shelter with your bare hands? -Scavenge for food in even the most depleted environments? -Find water in the desert? -How easily could you kill one of the undead? -Do you even know how to kill a Zombie? If you cannot do any of the above things, you have no hope. With this survival guide, you will learn all that you need to stay alive. You will not be a hero. You are not going to be the victor. Such things are unimportant. The only thing that matters in a Zombie Apocalypse is to be a SURVIVOR!
The Zombie Survival Guide: Recorded Attacks
Those who don't learn from history are condemned to repeat it. From the Stone Age to the information age, the undead have threatened to engulf the human race. They're coming. They're hungry. Don't wait for them to come to you This is the graphic novel the fans demanded: major zombie attacks from the dawn of humanity. On the African savannas, against the legions of ancient Rome, on the high seas with Francis Drake . . . every civilization has faced them. Here are the grisly and heroic stories-complete with eye-popping artwork that pulsates with the hideous faces of the undead. Organize before they rise Scripted by the world's leading zombie authority, Max Brooks, "Recorded Attacks" reveals how other eras and cultures have dealt with-and survived-the ancient viral plague. By immersing ourselves in past horror we may yet prevail over the coming outbreak in our time.
Zombies at the Door: Planning for the Inevitable
*Get ready for a funny Advice & How-To guide to the coming Zombie Apocalypse using humor and practical knowledge together to help you survive*We all know it can happen, will happen. Be prepared and have a laugh at the same time. This basic manual will make sure you are ready to face the zombie hordes and walk you through where to meet, find weapons and food, and set up camp. It may even give you hope as you huddle in the bathroom stall at the mall.Seriously though, don't go to the mall!Learn the glow stick technique to distract zombies or how a paper bag might save your life or at least keep you from seeing the bitey end that's coming. Are dentist offices safe? Can the game of baseball stop the zombies from attacking? Is petroleum jelly something you should have in your zombie kit? Find out now. *Add to the knowledge you've gained from Max Brooks, A. R. Wise, Bryan James, Laurence Sutton, Karim Theos, and many more while you laugh at your own lack of preparation*