Zombie Survival Guide
The Zombie Survival Guide
Called the Studs Terkel of zombie journalism, Brooks provides the lessons that history has taught about zombie outbreaks. Here, Brooks chronicles the most famous outbreaks, gruesomely illustrated in graphic novel form.
Ultimate Guide to Surviving a Zombie Apocalypse
Most people are unprepared to face a basic survival situation, let alone a zombie uprising. What happens when all of the trappings of civilization are ruthlessly stripped away? The electricity stops running, and there's no easy way to preserve food or get water from the tap. The law of the land becomes the Law of the Jungle. When you throw in the extra difficulty of defending against hordes of ravenous zombies, it will be a miracle if most survive overnight, let alone a month or a year. Life expectancy has just dropped to next winter . . . if you're lucky. That's where this book comes in. What will see you through this horrible zombie apocalypse is not only the knowledge of how to survive but also the confidence such knowledge brings. After reading this book, you will learn: - The different classifications of zombies, along with their strengths and weaknesses - How to deal with the overall zombie-caused breakdown of society - Zombie-fighting tactics and techniques - How to find food, water, and shelter in a zombie-overrun world - Skills for dealing with other physical dangers, such as rogue government agencies, zombie animals, and other humans who are competing for scarce resources - How to prepare a zombie bug-out bag today: a kit that will get you through that critical first week of a zombie apocalypse Legal issues prevent the author from revealing exactly what he knows about current and future undead-related events. But he will say that you need to read this book now and start preparing for the zombies invasion.
Zombie Survival Playing Cards
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Surviving the Zombie Outbreak: The Official Zombie Survival Field Manual
A pathogen known as the "Vrykolas-Romeros Virus" (VRV) began infecting humans throughout eastern Pennsylvania approximately six weeks prior to the printing of this book. VRV is unlike any virus humankind has ever seen before. It kills its host quickly and within moments reanimates the corpse as a "walking dead" creature that is compelled to bite humans and spread the virus. These abominations are herein referred to as "Zombies." Since the appearance of VRV, worldwide chaos has ensued. The power grid is down, supplies are finite, and Zombies are roaming the landscape. You have found yourself trying to survive as best as you can under these desperate circumstances. The government is determined to find a cure for the VRV, but until we do, you must adapt to overcome the daily challenges to survival. This book will help. Trust science. PART 1: SURVIVAL AT HOME Chapter 1: The VirusChapter 2: Carrier NatureChapter 3: Your TargetChapter 4: FirearmsChapter 5: Other WeaponryChapter 6: What NOT to DoChapter 7: What to WearChapter 8: Home DefenseChapter 9: Your KitChapter 10: CommunicationChapter 11: Dependents & PetsChapter 12: Survival HabitsChapter 13: Long-term survival PART 2: IN FIELD ON A MISSION Chapter 14: TeamworkChapter 15: Planning a MissionChapter 16: Exit StrategyChapter 17: VehiclesChapter 18: On FootChapter 19: Hot SpotsChapter 20: Zombie HuntingChapter 21: Ethics & Barter APPENDIXES Appendix A: DistractionsAppendix B: Early Warning Devices (EWD)Appendix C: TerminologyAppendix D: Sample Zombie LogAppendix E: Pre-Mission Checklist
Zombie Survival Guide
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Zombie Survival Guide Necklace Miniature Book with brain Handmade Gift by Aunt Matildas Jewelry
This Zombie Survival Guide Necklace Miniature Book includes a small antique silver brain charm! I have also added a beautiful red Vitrail glass crystal for some sparkle. The Zombie Survival Guide Necklace Miniature Book measures approximately 1 inch by .5 inches. The Zombie Survival Guide Necklace hangs from an 18" antique silver chain. This book does not open. It has been coated with resin.
The Zombie Survival Guide Deck Complete Protection From The Living Dead The Zombie Survival Guide Deck
In this outrageous parody of a survival guide, Saturday Night Live staff writer Brooks prepares humanity for its eventual battle with zombies. One would expect the son of Mel Brooks to have a genetic predisposition to humor, and indeed, he does, and he exhibits it relentlessly here: he outlines virtually every possible zombie-human encounter, drafts detailed plans for defense and attack and outlines past recorded attacks dating from 60,000 B.C. to 2002. In planning for that catastrophic day when"the dead rise," Brooks urges readers to get to know themselves, their bodies, their weaponry, their surroundings and, just in case, their escape routes. The Zombie Survival Guide is your key to survival against the hordes of undead who may be stalking you right now. Fully illustrated and exhaustively comprehensive, this book covers everything you need to know, including how to understand zombie physiology and behavior, the most effective defense tactics and weaponry, ways to outfit your home for a long siege, and how to survive and adapt in any territory or terrain. Top 10 Lessons for Surviving a Zombie Attack 1. Organize before they rise! 2. They feel no fear, why should you? 3. Use your head: cut off theirs. 4. Blades don't need reloading. 5. Ideal protection = tight clothes, short hair. 6. Get up the staircase, then destroy it. 7. Get out of the car, get onto the bike. 8. Keep moving, keep low, keep quiet, keep alert! 9. No place is safe, only safer. 10. The zombie may be gone, but the threat lives on. Don't be carefree and foolish with your most precious asset--life. This book is your key to survival against the hordes of undead who may be stalking you right now without your even knowing it. The Zombie Survival Guide offers complete protection through trusted, proven tips for safeguarding yourself and your loved ones against the living dead. It is a book that can save your life.
The Zombie Survival Guide: Complete Protection from the Living Dead
Fully illustrated and exhaustively comprehensive, "The Zombie Survival Guide"is one's key to survival against the hordes of undead who may be stalking thestreets right now.
Practical Guide to Survive Anything: Even the Zombie Apocalypse
Practical Guide to Survive Anything: Even the Zombie Apocalypse
The Official Underground 2012 Doomsday Survival Handbook
The End is Nigh!Nuclear holocaust, supervolcano, asteroid impact, mega tsunami, alien invasion, zombie outbreak? Will the world end with a whimper or a bang?W.H. Mumfrey covers it all. From doomsday predictions that have occurred throughout history, to how the Mayans might have really figured it out, to analysis of movies that offer tips on how to survive a variety of scenarios, he leaves no stone unturned.However the end arrives, Mumfrey prepares you for what to expect after the apocalypse. He provides valuable pointers on how to survive a litany of doomsday scenarios—and how to rebuild the earth if you're one of the survivors. Essential topics include foraging for food, looting 101, barricades and fortifications for beginners, dealing with cannibals, mutant identification, post-apocalyptic fashions, renovating your subterranean hideout, decoys and booby-traps for dummies, dating after doomsday and more.So as you stockpile your bottles of water, dig out your bunker, and finesse your plan for a brand new government, keep this book in hand. You won't be sorry.
The Official Underground 2012 Doomsday Survival Handbook
The End is Nigh!Nuclear holocaust, supervolcano, asteroid impact, mega tsunami, alien invasion, zombie outbreak? Will the world end with a whimper or a bang?W.H. Mumfrey covers it all. From doomsday predictions that have occurred throughout history, to how the Mayans might have really figured it out, to analysis of movies that offer tips on how to survive a variety of scenarios, he leaves no stone unturned.However the end arrives, Mumfrey prepares you for what to expect after the apocalypse. He provides valuable pointers on how to survive a litany of doomsday scenarios—and how to rebuild the earth if you're one of the survivors. Essential topics include foraging for food, looting 101, barricades and fortifications for beginners, dealing with cannibals, mutant identification, post-apocalyptic fashions, renovating your subterranean hideout, decoys and booby-traps for dummies, dating after doomsday and more.So as you stockpile your bottles of water, dig out your bunker, and finesse your plan for a brand new government, keep this book in hand. You won't be sorry.
The Ultimate Zombie Hunter's Handbook: A Guide to Surviving Zombies. Probably
The Ultimate Zombie Hunter's Handbook: A Guide to Surviving Zombies. Probably
The Ultimate Guide to Zombies
The Ultimate Guide to Zombies is your handbook to all things zombie. It traces the history of zombies from tales of Haitian Voodoo through their portrayal in movies, games, and books to their current status on TV's "The Walking Dead". The book discusses what might cause a zombie outbreak, the anatomy of a zombie's brain, and how to effectively deal with them. It also covers the way zombies have been used by various organizations and the media to further their own ends. Lastly, the book has information about zombies in movies, music, advertising as well as information on zombie survival camps, zombie weddings, and world-wide zombie events. This book is a must for any zombie fan or for anyone wanting to understand the planetary phenomena they have caused.
Surviving the Not-Dead Undead: A Zombie Survival Guide
Surviving the Not-Dead Undead: A Zombie Survival Guide
25 Tips for Surviving a Zombie Apocalypse
Let’s face it, it’s going to happen. Maybe not tomorrow, maybe not 10 years from now but one day there will be a zombie apocalypse. Even the bible predicts that in the end, at the time of the apocalypse the dead will rise.It might be the Dawn of the Dead, slow moving no intelligence type of zombie that mysteriously begin to rise, or a fast moving, thinking 28 Days Later type created through government experimentation, but they will one day rise.You need to be prepared. This is unlike a foreign enemy invading our land. As the zombie infestation spreads your friends and loved ones might become infected, thus leaving you with tough decisions ahead.Hopefully these tips will help prepare you for what is to come.
The Zombie's Survival Guide
Love Bites. Hate Eats... The "Zombie" Apocalypse is coming. It's not "if" it's "when," and if you think you are going to be one of the brave survivors you see in the movies and video games or read about in books and graphic novels you are sadly mistaken. You know who I mean, the handsome and tough hero who was a Navy Seal that women love and men want to be. Or the beautiful, big breasted, brilliant heroine with a PhD in "Science." You aren't even the wisecracking sidekick who lives to defend the heroes. You are a regular person, an everyman. Just as I was before I created this fully illustrated guidebook. So face it, the odds are much more in favor of you becoming one of the undead. A ghoul. A Dead. A "Zombie."But don't worry, there is hope. There are ways for you to "live" a very rewarding "life" after you turn. How long, well that depends. But you might as well enjoy it while you can. Sure, it's not as cool as being a vampire. They get the late nights partying, looking like the heroes I mentioned above, the cool clothes, and getting to sleep all day. No, you will be a staggering, oozing, puss-filled mess. But how can you fight Healthies armed with weapons that can be anything from a boy with a screwdriver to a soldier with an automatic rifle? You will not only have physical limitations but you will also be stupid, right? Wrong.Many "zombies" retain much of their intelligence after they turn. The ones that are out in the open and shuffling toward people who have guns or other weapons are the dumb ones. The ones that weren't prepared. The smart ones know what to do. They go unnoticed. They wait for their chance to attack. They plot. But if the "Zombie Apocalypse" is coming and hasn't happened yet, how do I know all of this? Because it has already started. It just hasn't reached you yet, or maybe you're not aware. The mind can play tricks.And because I'm Hetfield Madden.And I'm a "Zombie..".
