Zombie Survival Guide
The Zombie Apocalypse Survival Guide for Teenagers
The Zombie Apocalypse Survival Guide for Teenagers isn t a normal book. It s not even a normal Zombie survival guide. It s a story of three teenagers enduring and surviving against the odds, adapting where many adults failed. Not many teenagers survived The Havoc, probably because most didn t acclimate and learn like these three. So what's the secret to their survival? Good question. The answer lies in these pages, a journal written by a teenager named Chris. Each section includes some discussion questions to help you digest what you just read. These questions will point to the Bible here and there for some wisdom that has stood the test of time: wisdom for surviving your real world.
Zombie Survival Playing Cards
52164 Features: -Contains 52 different images. -100% Officially licensed. -Officially poker sized. -Linen type finish. Product Type: -Traditional Playing Cards. Gender: -Boy. Gender: -Girl. Dimensions: Overall Height - Top to Bottom: -3.56 Inches. Overall Width - Side to Side: -2.56 Inches. Overall Depth - Front to Back: -0.75 Inches. Overall Product Weight: -0.22 Pounds.
The Zombie Survival Guide: Complete Protection from the Living Dead
Fully illustrated and exhaustively comprehensive, "The Zombie Survival Guide"is one's key to survival against the hordes of undead who may be stalking thestreets right now.
Zombie Survival Notes Mini Journal
Ever feel at risk of joining the ranks of the undead? Use this all-purpose blank journal to help develop, record, and execute your survival strategy.
Zombie Survival Guide Necklace Miniature Book with brain Handmade Gift by Aunt Matildas Jewelry
This Zombie Survival Guide Necklace Miniature Book includes a small antique silver brain charm! I have also added a beautiful red Vitrail glass crystal for some sparkle. The Zombie Survival Guide Necklace Miniature Book measures approximately 1 inch by .5 inches. The Zombie Survival Guide Necklace hangs from an 18" antique silver chain. This book does not open. It has been coated with resin.
Zombie Apocalypse Survival Guide
Are you, too, in constant fear of an impending Zombie Apocalypse? Do you worry that you will be one of the first to be lost to this devastating plague of the undead? You are not alone. The longer you wait to prepare yourself for the uprising of the undead, the less likely it is that you will survive. The time to prepare yourself and your loved ones is now! This guide will teach you all the vital skills and knowledge that you must possess in order to be one of the survivors when this devastating event occurs. If you are wondering if you really need a Zombie Apocalypse survival guide, ask yourself this: -Can you construct a defendable shelter with your bare hands? -Scavenge for food in even the most depleted environments? -Find water in the desert? -How easily could you kill one of the undead? -Do you even know how to kill a Zombie? If you cannot do any of the above things, you have no hope. With this survival guide, you will learn all that you need to stay alive. You will not be a hero. You are not going to be the victor. Such things are unimportant. The only thing that matters in a Zombie Apocalypse is to be a SURVIVOR!
Practical Guide to Survive Anything: Even the Zombie Apocalypse
Practical Guide to Survive Anything: Even the Zombie Apocalypse
The Art of Eating through the Zombie Apocalypse: A Cookbook and Culinary Survival Guide
Just because the undead’s taste buds are atrophying doesn’t mean yours have to!You duck into the safest-looking abandoned house you can find and hold your breath as you listen for the approaching zombie horde you’ve been running from all day. You hear a gurgling sound. Is it the undead? Noit’s your stomach.When the zombie apocalypse tears down life and society as we know it, it will mean no more take out, no more brightly lit, immaculately organized aisles of food just waiting to be plucked effortlessly off the shelves. No more trips down to the local farmers’ market. No more microwaved meals in front of the TV or intimate dinner parties. No, when the undead rise, eating will be hard, and doing it successfully will become an art.The Art of Eating through the Zombie Apocalypse is a cookbook and culinary field guide for the busy zpoc survivor. With more than 80 recipes (from Overnight of the Living Dead French Toast and It’s Not Easy Growing Greens Salad to Down & Out Sauerkraut, Honey & Blackberry Mead, and Twinkie Trifle), scads of gastronomic survival tips, and dozens of diagrams and illustrations that help you scavenge, forage, and improvise your way to an artful post-apocalypse meal. The Art of Eating is the ideal handbook for efficient food sourcing and inventive meal preparation in the event of an undead uprising.Whether you decide to hole up in your own home or bug out into the wilderness, whether you prefer to scavenge the dregs of society or try your hand at apocalyptic agriculture, and regardless of your level of skill or preparation, The Art of Eating will help you navigate the wasteland and make the most of what you eat.
The Zombie Survival Guide Deck
The dead walk among us. This flashcard deck was created to provide private citizens? people with limited time and resources? with an emergency crash course in basic zombie survival techniques. Organized by theme, this deck includes commonsense advice that will be your first asset in a moment of panic: Avoid dressing in chain mail, plate mail, or any other heavy body armor: Without the speed or agility to outrun your attackers, you?ll end up as little more than canned food. Consider all factors when choosing a weapon: Once a chain saw runs out of fuel, it provides as much protection as a handheld stereo. Know your enemy: Our greatest advantage over the undead is our ability to think. Use your head, and cut off theirs!
Zombie Apocalypse Survival Guide
Your guide to surviving a zombie apocalypse!Do you know how to survive the Zombie Apocalypse? This book is the key to your survival. Discover how the virus could spread and what happens to someone who is bitten. Learn survival techniques and how to protect yourself and loved ones from a zombie. The zombie hordes could be stalking your street and the world at any time. Will you be ready? This is the way to safeguard your friends, family, and yourself. This book could save your life!
The Zombie Survival Guide: Recorded Attacks
Those who don’t learn from history are condemned to repeat it.From the Stone Age to the information age, the undead have threatened to engulf the human race. They’ re coming. They’re hungry.Don’t wait for them to come to you! This is the graphic novel the fans demanded: major zombie attacks from the dawn of humanity. On the African savannas, against the legions of ancient Rome, on the high seas with Francis Drake . . . every civilization has faced them. Here are the grisly and heroic stories–complete with eye-popping artwork that pulsates with the hideous faces of the undead. Organize before they rise!Scripted by the world’s leading zombie authority, Max Brooks, Recorded Attacks reveals how other eras and cultures have dealt with–and survived– the ancient viral plague. By immersing ourselves in past horror we may yet prevail over the coming outbreak in our time.
The Zombie Combat Manual: A Guide to Fighting the Living Dead
During a zombie outbreak, 98% of individuals will have to destroy an undead opponent without the aid of a firearm. Will you be ready? The Zombie Combat Manual is a comprehensive guide that demonstrates how anyone, from seasoned fighter to average citizen, can become an effective warrior in the inevitable battle against the undead. With detailed illustrations and firsthand accounts from zombie combat veterans, this manual provides readers with the information they need to emerge victoriously from a close combat encounter with a walking corpse. Now is the time to learn how to survive a hand-to-hand battle against the advancing army of the undead - lest you fall prey to their growing ranks.
The Zombie Survival Guide Deck Complete Protection From The Living Dead The Zombie Survival Guide Deck
In this outrageous parody of a survival guide, Saturday Night Live staff writer Brooks prepares humanity for its eventual battle with zombies. One would expect the son of Mel Brooks to have a genetic predisposition to humor, and indeed, he does, and he exhibits it relentlessly here: he outlines virtually every possible zombie-human encounter, drafts detailed plans for defense and attack and outlines past recorded attacks dating from 60,000 B.C. to 2002. In planning for that catastrophic day when"the dead rise," Brooks urges readers to get to know themselves, their bodies, their weaponry, their surroundings and, just in case, their escape routes. The Zombie Survival Guide is your key to survival against the hordes of undead who may be stalking you right now. Fully illustrated and exhaustively comprehensive, this book covers everything you need to know, including how to understand zombie physiology and behavior, the most effective defense tactics and weaponry, ways to outfit your home for a long siege, and how to survive and adapt in any territory or terrain. Top 10 Lessons for Surviving a Zombie Attack 1. Organize before they rise! 2. They feel no fear, why should you? 3. Use your head: cut off theirs. 4. Blades don't need reloading. 5. Ideal protection = tight clothes, short hair. 6. Get up the staircase, then destroy it. 7. Get out of the car, get onto the bike. 8. Keep moving, keep low, keep quiet, keep alert! 9. No place is safe, only safer. 10. The zombie may be gone, but the threat lives on. Don't be carefree and foolish with your most precious asset--life. This book is your key to survival against the hordes of undead who may be stalking you right now without your even knowing it. The Zombie Survival Guide offers complete protection through trusted, proven tips for safeguarding yourself and your loved ones against the living dead. It is a book that can save your life.
United States Zombie Hunting Permit (Bumper Sticker)
Get the ORIGINAL Zombie Hunting Permit from Big Cat Sticker Shack. There have been companies copying our design and we can't guarantee the quality of their stickers. Big Cat Sticker Shack is the ONLY manufacturer of this original design. 2014/2015 United States Zombie Hunting permit. This vinyl bumper sticker/decal is printed with UV resistant inks and digitally cut on weather resistant PVC Vinyl. Big Cat Sticker Shack specializes in high quality bumper stickers. Our stickers are printed on PVC Vinyl, the same kind sign shops use for vehicle wraps and vehicle signs. That means they are made to withstand the weather. We print them with a state of the art printer using UV resistant inks and cut them with a digital vinyl cutter. The end result is tough, weather resistant bumper stickers with photo quality images that will not fade for years!