Have Yourself A Zombie Themed Christmas... Now!
If you're wondering how you can possible combine jolly Christmas time with scary Zombies well there are plenty of Zombie Christmas items to get you started. Whether some zombie themed Christmas decorations for home or a Zombie Christmas Book wrapped with Zombie Christmas Wrapping Paper for that zombie fanatic in your life.
If you still can't find what you're looking for don't worry, we've compiled a list of the best zombie gifts available right now.
The snow is falling, the holidays are approaching and…It’s Beginning to Look a Lot Like Zombies! This delightfully depraved book of classic Zombie Christmas carols by Michael P. Spradlin is guaranteed to spread Yuletide cheer to all those good boys and ghouls who devoured the monster New York Times bestsellers Pride and Prejudice and Zombies and World War Z, as well as fans of 28 Days Later and Shaun of the Dead. With an introduction by the inimitable Christopher Moore—bestselling author of Bloodsucking Fiends, You Suck, and the classic “heartwarming tale of Christmas terror” The Stupidest Angel—It’s Beginning to Look a Lot Like Zombies is a great gift for stuffing into a Christmas stocking…provided you remove the bloody severed foot first!
Gather your family close, board up the doors, and heed well the tale of Ebenezer Scrooge - a man whom no fire could warm, whose cold heart pumped ice through his veins and whose lips uttered a firm BAH! to any sort of happiness. Learn from his experience as he is visited by the undead corpse of his old friend, Jacob Marley, on Christmas Eve. And join him on his journey to Christmases past aided by another corpse intent on showing Scrooge the origin of the Hungry Death consuming the land. God help us, every one! Collecting MARVEL ZOMBIES CHRISTMAS CAROL #1-5.
Even zombies need a chance to be on an ugly sweater! Show your love for the undead when you rock this funny shirt at this year's ugly sweater party! Have you tried a Crazy Dog T-shirt yet? Just Wait until you slip on one of these super soft tees. You'll instantly fall in love! Not only are they printed on super soft cotton but the tees fit great too. Try one and you won't go anywhere else! With over 900 designs Crazy Dog is the online destination for your favorite tees. Many of our designs are available in mens, womens, and youth sizes and come in a variety of different colors. Check our store to see them all!
I Saw Mommy Biting Santa Claus is a new spin on a holiday classic that tells the story of a suburban zombie outbreak and the little boy who knows just what to do. When Johnny finds out that his mother has turned into a zombie and has attacked Santa Claus, he knows that it?s up to him to put the living dead (back) to rest. While the chaos spreads from the mall to the Christmas parade, Johnny finds his friends Glenn, Barb, and Ben, and they devise a plan to not only protect themselves?and their dog?but to make sure to get to Grandma?s house before the zombies take over town. While they?ve planned for the worst, nothing could prepare them for watching jolly old Saint Nick get devoured by mindless zombies. This clever take on a Christmas tradition is right up the alley of anyone who ever wondered what would happen if a zombie outbreak took place during the holiday season. I Saw Mommy Biting Santa Claus is a beautifully gory tale that?s sure to become a classic for fans of the holidays and the living dead.
Get creepy this holiday season in this hilarious zombie ugly sweater print dark green sweatshirt. Made with a soft, cotton poly blend, this sweatshirt will keep you warm and cozy all winter long.
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Michael P. Spradlin (outrageous words) and Jeff Weigel (eye-popping illustrations)-the seriously twisted minds that brought you the New York Times bestselling Christmas carol tome It's Beginning to Look a Lot Like Zombies and Every Zombie Eats Somebody Sometime, a book of Zombie love songs-have arisen once more, this time to devour Mother Goose raw! Jack and Jill Went Up to Kill is a hilarious volume of zombie nursery rhymes designed to tickle the (exposed) funnybone of every World War Z, Shaun of the Dead, Zombieland, Pride and Prejudice and Zombies, and The Walking Dead fan on either side of the grave!
4.3 oz/ Very Soft Combed, Ringspun Cotton for a comfortable fit all day
Big Zombie Ugly Christmas Sweater Red Long Sleeve T-Shirt - Large
Get creepy this holiday season in this hilarious zombie ugly sweater print red juniors t-shirt. Made with 100% cotton, this will keep you festive and cozy all winter long.
Get creepy this holiday season in this hilarious zombie ugly sweater print green sweatshirt. Made with a soft, cotton poly blend, this will keep you warm and cozy all winter long.
Zippo Lighter Set is the Best Way to Make Your Memories Last a Lifetime. They Make Great Gifts for Your Groomsmen Gifts, Bridal Party, Father's Day, Christmas, Anniversary, Birthday, or just because it is fun to receive personalized gifts. Add initials, names, dates, or a message to make this lighter a memorable piece. Thank your groomsmen with a personalized Zippo lighter. Zippo?s lighter features sleek black finish that is the perfect gift to say thank you to everyone in your groomsmen party. Add initials, names, dates, or a message to make this lighter a memorable piece. Zippo?s lighter is suitable for gift giving in its environmentally friendly gift box and comes with a lifetime guarantee. For optimum performance, fill with Zippo Premium Lighter Fluid.
Hole Punch is needed - not included.
It's not easy being Death. For starters, people keep dying. And then, they keep getting up again. Steven de Selby got promoted. This makes the increasing number of stirrers (and the disturbing rumors of a zombie god rising sometime soon) his problem. That time management seminar he keeps meaning to take would also remind him that he's got a Death Moot to plan, a Christmas party to organize, and an end-of-the-world thing to avert. Steven must start managing Death, before Death starts managing him, or this time the Apocalypse will be more than Regional.
New (un)life is breathed into our yearly collection of creepy Christmas tales! Find all your old, moldy favorites from Fred Perry, David Hutchison, Joe Wight, and Ben Dunn under the tree (possibly buried nearby). Like a zombie virus, it's a gift that keeps on giving!