Zombie Christmas
Have Yourself A Zombie Themed Christmas... Now!
If you're wondering how you can possible combine jolly Christmas time with scary Zombies well there are plenty of Zombie Christmas items to get you started. Whether some zombie themed Christmas decorations for home or a Zombie Christmas Book wrapped with Zombie Christmas Wrapping Paper for that zombie fanatic in your life.
If you still can't find what you're looking for don't worry, we've compiled a list of the best zombie gifts available right now.
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Jack and Jill Went Up to Kill
Michael P. Spradlin (outrageous words) and Jeff Weigel (eye-popping illustrations)-the seriously twisted minds that brought you the New York Times bestselling Christmas carol tome It's Beginning to Look a Lot Like Zombies and Every Zombie Eats Somebody Sometime, a book of Zombie love songs-have arisen once more, this time to devour Mother Goose raw! Jack and Jill Went Up to Kill is a hilarious volume of zombie nursery rhymes designed to tickle the (exposed) funnybone of every World War Z, Shaun of the Dead, Zombieland, Pride and Prejudice and Zombies, and The Walking Dead fan on either side of the grave!
It's Beginning to Look a Lot Like Zombies: A Book of Zombie Christmas Carols
Fresh brains roasting on an open fire . . . Outside the temperature's dropping. The snow is falling, blanketing the world in white. Sleigh bells are jingling. Soon it will be that most wondrous time of the year That time of flesh-devouring zombie horror Yes, Christmas is on its way--and all the little boys and ghouls are dreaming of stockings filled with candied eyes and bleeding body parts. You'd better watch out Santa Claws is coming to town--and he knows who's been naughty, who's been naughtier . . . and who'll taste best with a nice glass of Chianti In celebration of this merry macabre season, we present a peerless compendium of more than two dozen of the most soul-stirring, brain-boiling carols composed specifically for the decomposing. Holiday favorites such as "I Saw Mommy Chewing Santa Claus," "Deck the Halls with Parts of Wally," and "We Three Spleens" are guaranteed to lift the spirits of the lumbering, shuffling undead and their temporarily still breathing meals-to-be. So put down your gore-splattered baseball bats and raise your voices in song And sing loudly--to drown out all the screaming.
Big Zombie Ugly Christmas Sweater Red Sweatshirt
This original Old Glory design is printed using cutting-edge direct-to-garment technology on a high-quality red Cotton Polyester crew neck sweatshirt. Designed in-house and printed to order, this is a one-of-a-kind sweatshirt for people with style to match.
Big Zombie Ugly Christmas Sweater Youth T-Shirt
Big Zombie Ugly Christmas Sweater Green Youth T-Shirt - Youth X-Large
FunQi Zombie Santa Christmas Sweater, Green (Large)
Frighening? Hilarious? You decide. One thing we know for sure, the Zombie Santa Ugly Christmas Sweater is a hideous holiday garment. This all-cotton sweater features an un-dead Santa Claus in a cemetary, surrounded by symbols of holiday cheer. Bizarre? Oh, you bet. A sure hit at any Christmas party you might attend. (If you dare wear this thing.)
Zombie Santa Claus Christmas Holiday Funny Nerd Party Cool Tee - Mens T-Shirt
4.3 oz./Combed, ringspun cotton Jersey
Nightmare Before Christmas Yahtzee
YAHTZEE®: Tim Burton's The Nightmare Before Christmas Collector's Edition Jack Skellington Heads will Roll! Jack Skellington’s that is! Play America’s all-time #1 Dice Game with The Nightmare Before Christmas twist. Ready for you to shake it up are custom dice featuring frightful movie characters including the Mayor, Oogie Boogie, Sally and the Pumpkin King himself. It’s YAHTZEE® fun worth screaming about! Ages 8+ Players 1+ Game Includes Custom Jack Skellington dice cup, 5 Custom Dice with movie icons: #1 Zombie Duck, #2 Evil Teddy, #3 The Mayor, #4 Oogie Boogie, #5 Sally, #6 Jack, Custom score pad, Pencil, Instructions
Release
Throughout the years (especially as of late), there is one genre that is rising in popularity with many people- ZOMBIES I, Spencer McAllister, love the zombie genre. To some, it may sound dull; but to me, it is exhilarating. There are so many things I could have done with this book. I could have gone the typical route of one man fighting by himself. I could have made the enemy supernatural. There are countless things I could have done, but I decided to go the more traditional route.The zombies are not all-powerful. Guns don't miraculously load by themselves. Swords can't cut through 10 zombies with one slash. The whole goal of my book is to be realistic. I started writing this book during September of 2010. I was finally done with my journey through high school. However, I didn't want to go to college. I never really wanted a day to day job. I did have a plan, but I wasn't doing anything for a while. Then one day, I decided to write a realistic zombie book.Originally, I was going to go for more of a guide like Maxwell Brooks did. but i decided not to. Then i decided to make a story. However, one day it donned on me- I'll be the main character. I figured i knew enough about the zombie genre as well as guns( i have been shooting since i was about 3). Although the book didnt take me very long to write(only about 2 months), I believe it is a well-written book. Along the way of writing it, my father gave me many ideas. Originally, I was going to have it be a Christmas surprise, I told my parents after writing about 4 chapters. They loved the idea. Then i told my brothers- they loved it as well. Overall, I love the whole zombie genre. I hope people enjoy it as much as I do. Even if you dont like guns or zombies, I think it may teach you something- if you let it of course. Personally, I see this series going places- maybe a movie and eventually a video game. I dont know- only time will tell. Hope you enjoy my work.
Zombie Ugly Christmas Sweater T Shirt Funny Holiday Tee BROWN
Even zombies need a chance to be on an ugly sweater! Show your love for the undead when you rock this funny shirt at this year's ugly sweater party! Have you tried a Crazy Dog T-shirt yet? Just Wait until you slip on one of these super soft tees. You'll instantly fall in love! Not only are they printed on super soft cotton but the tees fit great too. Try one and you won't go anywhere else! With over 900 designs Crazy Dog is the online destination for your favorite tees. Many of our designs are available in mens, womens, and youth sizes and come in a variety of different colors. Check our store to see them all!
Zombies Christmas Carol
Gather your family close, board up the doors, and heed well the tale of Ebenezer Scrooge - a man whom no fire could warm, whose cold heart pumped ice through his veins and whose lips uttered a firm BAH! to any sort of happiness. Learn from his experience as he is visited by the undead corpse of his old friend, Jacob Marley, on Christmas Eve. And join him on his journey to Christmases past aided by another corpse intent on showing Scrooge the origin of the Hungry Death consuming the land. God help us, every one! Collecting MARVEL ZOMBIES CHRISTMAS CAROL #1-5.
Twelve Haunted Rooms of Halloween
Boo Here comes a frighteningly fun Halloween follow-up to the popular "Twelve Hidden Days of Christmas. "Through the first haunted doorway, I peeked right in to see... a bat hanging from a crooked tree. What could be in the other 11 delightfully creepy rooms? Hidden throughout this spooky house are more than 375 items to find, including 30 monsters leaping, 36 zombies dancing, and 40 werewolves howling. A double gatefold at the end provides a vast landscape that's twice the length of the picture book
Zombies Festive Blocks Ugly Christmas Sweater Long Sleeve T-Shirt
Zombies Festive Blocks Ugly Christmas Sweater Black Long Sleeve T-Shirt - Small
Zombie Santa Claus Christmas Holiday Funny Nerd Party Cool Tee - Mens T-Shirt
4.3 oz./Combed, ringspun cotton Jersey
Witches' Night Before Halloween
It's the night before Halloween, and these witches still have many last-minute things to do! In this spooky parody of Clement C. Moore's famous Christmas poem, the witches are up to their elbows in cobwebs and slime, trying to make sure their witchlings are well prepared for their first Halloween broomstick ride. Featuring witches like Mad-Maud and Snaggle-Tooth-Ruth and plenty of ghouls, zombies, monsters, skeletons, and moldy cellars that will satisfy all Halloween lovers, this good-natured book about these wickedly fun witches will have kids more amused than frightened.
A Zombie Thanksgiving: The Mike Beem Chronicles Volume Five
1 woman. One solid plan to save Thanksgiving in a Zombie Apocalypse. A risky plan, but one she's willing to undertake in order to keep the holiday tradition alive in a world filled with walking rotten corpses. Bonus Short Story: A Vampire at ChristmasA short story about a Parrothead Vampire who uses his riches and immortal skills to bring joy to those in need during the Christmas Season.Bonus Short Story: The Headless Fountain ManA simple photo. A quick snap shot. One woman’s perfect picture is about to become her scariest nightmare.What are the Mike Beem Chronicles? The Mike Beem Chronicles are a series of short stories that I wrote involving a character called Mike Beem. These stories don't have to be read in order. I wrote each of them to be their own story. They have an original beginning and a true end. You should be fine reading the current one you are thinking about buying, and you should be able to enjoy it as if it was its own separate entity. Now, if you have to read them in order (I know I would), here is the best way to do it. A Zombie Christmas A Zombie Christmas 2 Flesh for the Zombies Zombie Beach A Zombie ThanksgivingA Zombie New Year's Eve
Zombie Ugly Christmas Sweater T Shirt Funny Holiday Tee BROWN
Even zombies need a chance to be on an ugly sweater! Show your love for the undead when you rock this funny shirt at this year's ugly sweater party! Have you tried a Crazy Dog T-shirt yet? Just Wait until you slip on one of these super soft tees. You'll instantly fall in love! Not only are they printed on super soft cotton but the tees fit great too. Try one and you won't go anywhere else! With over 900 designs Crazy Dog is the online destination for your favorite tees. Many of our designs are available in mens, womens, and youth sizes and come in a variety of different colors. Check our store to see them all!
Zombies Festive Blocks Ugly Christmas Sweater Red Adult T-Shirt
This original Old Glory design is printed using cutting-edge direct-to-garment technology on a high-quality red 100% Cotton crew neck t-shirt. Designed in-house and printed to order, this is a one-of-a-kind tee for people with style to match.
Marvel's Zombies Christmas Carol #5 (of 5)
He's faced his grim past, gruesome, present and now his ghoulish future filled with fright. Can Ebeneezer Scrooge change his ways an undo what curse that's destroying humanity? Forget next Christmas, if Scrooge fails, there won't even be a tomorrow!