Have Yourself A Zombie Themed Christmas... Now!
If you're wondering how you can possible combine jolly Christmas time with scary Zombies well there are plenty of Zombie Christmas items to get you started. Whether some zombie themed Christmas decorations for home or a Zombie Christmas Book wrapped with Zombie Christmas Wrapping Paper for that zombie fanatic in your life.
If you still can't find what you're looking for don't worry, we've compiled a list of the best zombie gifts available right now.
2014 New Apple Book Awards Winner! You’re not really afraid of zombies, are you? Take a peek into the lives of the Moore zombie family. When Gargoy goes missing, Baby Zom enlists her siblings to help in the search. Follow along with Gothina, the critter loving goth zombie, Broheimer, the nerdy zombie, and Kamper, the messy zombie who enjoys camping. Who, or what, is Gargoy? Read on to find out!!
He's faced his grim past, gruesome, present and now his ghoulish future filled with fright. Can Ebeneezer Scrooge change his ways an undo what curse that's destroying humanity? Forget next Christmas, if Scrooge fails, there won't even be a tomorrow!
I Saw Mommy Biting Santa Claus is a new spin on a holiday classic that tells the story of a suburban zombie outbreak and the little boy who knows just what to do. When Johnny finds out that his mother has turned into a zombie and has attacked Santa Claus, he knows that it?s up to him to put the living dead (back) to rest. While the chaos spreads from the mall to the Christmas parade, Johnny finds his friends Glenn, Barb, and Ben, and they devise a plan to not only protect themselves?and their dog?but to make sure to get to Grandma?s house before the zombies take over town. While they?ve planned for the worst, nothing could prepare them for watching jolly old Saint Nick get devoured by mindless zombies. This clever take on a Christmas tradition is right up the alley of anyone who ever wondered what would happen if a zombie outbreak took place during the holiday season. I Saw Mommy Biting Santa Claus is a beautifully gory tale that?s sure to become a classic for fans of the holidays and the living dead.
The first part of seventh grade was rough on Jed, but things are looking up now that Christmas is almost here. As with past Christmases, Jed asks for the one thing he's always wanted-a dog-and again, his parents tell him they're not ready. But fate has a different plan when Jed sees a dog get run over by a car. Then, it happens. Jed suddenly has a pet, Tread, a zombie dog bearing his namesake-a tire tread down his back. Jed may have gained a dog, but he loses his best friend Luke, who fears the way Jed created his undead pet. When Jed returns to school, he finds a mysterious group called the No Zombies Now Network spreading rumors of the dangers the undead pose to normal people. Forced to disprove Hollywood stereotypes, Jed has his work cut out for him as stories of a zombie dog begin to circulate. Jed could be expelled if he can't expose the NZN Network as a fraud. Jed needs help from his kind of girlfriend Anna, especially after he discovers Luke has joined the shadowy group. Once again navigating the treacherous waters of middle school, Jed does his best to stay in one piece. Only this time he'll need even more duct tape and staples than usual.
The snow is falling, the holidays are approaching and?It?s Beginning to Look a Lot Like Zombies! This delightfully depraved book of classic Zombie Christmas carols by Michael P. Spradlin is guaranteed to spread Yuletide cheer to all those good boys and ghouls who devoured the monsterNew York Times bestsellers Pride and Prejudice and Zombiesand World War Z, as well as fans of 28 Days Laterand Shaun of the Dead. With an introduction by the inimitable Christopher Moore?bestselling author ofBloodsucking Fiends, You Suck, and the classic? heartwarming tale of Christmas terror?The Stupidest Angel?It?s Beginning to Look a Lot Like Zombies is a great gift for stuffing into a Christmas stocking?provided you remove the bloody severed foot first!
NobleWorks' humorous greeting cards have been making people blush since 1980 BC (before eCards). all of our funny cards are printed on-demand (and we are very demanding!) in the good ol' us of a on thick, bright, premium recycled paper. Many of our fabulous cards are also available blank to appease one's closeted creative urges, some even come jumbo sized. There are merely about 4,500 hilarious cards in the collection, from silly to slightly risque, for a plethora of everyday and seasonal occasions. Dare to laugh!
This original Old Glory design is printed using cutting-edge direct-to-garment technology on a high-quality red 100% Cotton crew neck t-shirt. Designed in-house and printed to order, this is a one-of-a-kind tee for people with style to match.
Get creepy this holiday season in this hilarious ugly sweater print green juniors t-shirt. Made with a 100% cotton, this tee will keep you warm and cozy all winter long.
Get creepy this holiday season in this hilarious zombie ugly sweater print green sweatshirt. Made with a soft, cotton poly blend, this will keep you warm and cozy all winter long.
Now you can hang the popular zombie to support your team and decorate your tree! This 4" version can be hung on any tree. Each ornament is hand crafted and hand painted with official team colors and logos. Officially licensed.
This original Old Glory design is printed using cutting-edge direct-to-garment technology on a high-quality green 100% Cotton juniors t-shirt. Designed in-house and printed to order, this is a one-of-a-kind tee for people with style to match.
5.3 oz, pre-shrunk 100% cotton
Officially Licensed Fan Gear
This original Old Glory design is printed using cutting-edge direct-to-garment technology on a high-quality black 100% Cotton crew neck t-shirt. Designed in-house and printed to order, this is a one-of-a-kind tee for people with style to match.
Get creepy this holiday season in this hilarious zombie ugly sweater print black sweatshirt. Made with a soft, cotton poly blend, this will keep you warm and cozy all winter long.