Zombie Christmas Books & Comics
The snow is falling, the holidays are approaching and?It?s Beginning to Look a Lot Like Zombies! This delightfully depraved book of classic Zombie Christmas carols by Michael P. Spradlin is guaranteed to spread Yuletide cheer to all those good boys and ghouls who devoured the monsterNew York Times bestsellers Pride and Prejudice and Zombiesand World War Z, as well as fans of 28 Days Laterand Shaun of the Dead. With an introduction by the inimitable Christopher Moore?bestselling author ofBloodsucking Fiends, You Suck, and the classic? heartwarming tale of Christmas terror?The Stupidest Angel?It?s Beginning to Look a Lot Like Zombies is a great gift for stuffing into a Christmas stocking?provided you remove the bloody severed foot first!
Fresh brains roasting on an open fire . . . Outside the temperature's dropping. The snow is falling, blanketing the world in white. Sleigh bells are jingling. Soon it will be that most wondrous time of the year That time of flesh-devouring zombie horror Yes, Christmas is on its way--and all the little boys and ghouls are dreaming of stockings filled with candied eyes and bleeding body parts. You'd better watch out Santa Claws is coming to town--and he knows who's been naughty, who's been naughtier . . . and who'll taste best with a nice glass of Chianti In celebration of this merry macabre season, we present a peerless compendium of more than two dozen of the most soul-stirring, brain-boiling carols composed specifically for the decomposing. Holiday favorites such as "I Saw Mommy Chewing Santa Claus," "Deck the Halls with Parts of Wally," and "We Three Spleens" are guaranteed to lift the spirits of the lumbering, shuffling undead and their temporarily still breathing meals-to-be. So put down your gore-splattered baseball bats and raise your voices in song And sing loudly--to drown out all the screaming.
This exciting and bloodthirsty story tells of the sour and stingy Ebenezer Scrooge and his epic journey of transformation and redemption, brought about by a plague of ravenous zombies. After the supernatural visitations of the long dead Jacob Marley, himself killed by zombies and the Ghosts of Christmases Past, Present, and Yet to Come he comes to realise that he is London's only hope. In a city under siege by the undead there is only one man with the character and sense of mind able to stand in their way. A thrilling and unusual twist on the festive tale originally written by Charles Dickens.
Gather your family close, board up the doors, and heed well the tale of Ebenezer Scrooge - a man whom no fire could warm, whose cold heart pumped ice through his veins and whose lips uttered a firm "BAH!" to any sort of happiness. Learn from his experience as he is visited by the undead corpse of his old friend, Jacob Marley, on Christmas Eve. And join him on his journey to Christmases past aided by another corpse intent on showing Scrooge the origin of the Hungry Death consuming the land. God help us, every one! Collecting MARVEL ZOMBIES CHRISTMAS CAROL #1-5.
Oh, the weather outside is frightful...Christmas ghosts, the true story of Good King Wenceslas, some alternative Christmas tree decorations and a meeting with a certain very jolly present-giver...Slay Ride is a collection of twelve short fantasy and horror readings for the twelve days of Christmas.Full ContentsChristmas Decorations * While You Sleep * The Good King * Now The Tree Was Perfect * Underneath Her Boot * Frost * Midnight Mass * The Lost Verse * Shining In The East * The Box Of Special Decorations * Snow Angels * Quicksilver's Last Job
?One of America?s best satiric novelists? (Kirkus Reviews), S.G. Browne seamlessly gift wraps this horrific and hilarious sequel to his? extremely strong? (Publishers Weekly, starred review) zombie novel Breathers. He sees you when you?re sleeping. he knows when you?re undead. How does the leader of a failed zombie civil rights movement from California rescue a group of his undead brethren and help a lonely Breather girl as he hides from a band of medical researchers while disguised as Santa Claus? If you?ve never believed in Christmas miracles, then you wouldn?t understand. Andy Warner has just escaped from a zombie research facility in Portland, Oregon, where he?s been subjected to experimental testing for the past year. With Christmas just days away, Andy figures that donning a jolly old St. Nick costume to throw off his would-be captors is just the ticket. But he never expects to encounter a sweet, lonesome nine-year-old girl who not only reminds Andy of the family he?s lost but who thinks he?s the real Santa. He also doesn?t count on being recognized as last year?s national quasi-celebrity by a clandestine group of decaying supporters who look to him for leadership. For the living and the undead, this unforgettable holiday tale will truly put on display just who is gnawing and who is nice. .
Come along and enjoy a collection of holiday short stories with a serious twist... zombies. A hilarious romp in the zombie apocalypse from authors Eric A Shelman, Michelle Kilmer, K Michael Gibson, Michael Robertson, Ian McClellan, and many others. Another installment of zombie flavored awesome sauce from the fine folks at All Things Zombie (ATZ). See what happens when Santa gets bit or a Christmas party goes soooo wrong. Shopping, decorating, and mistletoe... nothing is off limits. A Very Zombie Christmas is the perfect gift for any horror fan. With over twenty-five stories to keep you laughing and cringing, you may never see the holidays the same way again. See for yourself. (whispers in a Wham! voice) ...happy Christmas.
Jingle Bells..Jingle Bells... Jing- Oh, it is that time of year. The Thanksgiving turkey has been eaten, the afternoon naps have slipped away into the evening camp out. People leaving in the dead of night to set up their tents and wait outside for those Friday morning deals. Masses are lined up, all waiting like zombies, mindlessly eager to find those early morning deals..Did we say zombies...?
Army of Darkness Ashs Christmas Horror #1 "Dave Simons Cover"
Horror for the Holidays is a collection of dark and twisted tales in the fashion of old time children’s books. Over 150 illustrated pages . Horror for the Holidays contains the best selling Zombie Christmas book All I want for Christmas Santa is you, The original Zombie Children’s book My little Brother is a zombie, The highly reviewed and hilarious Max and the Geeks, and the heartbreaking illustrated tale The fable of Dracula and Lulu. This collection of illustrated stories will stay with you long after the holidays have passed.BEWARE! Horror for the Holidays may be too spooky for some small children.
New (un)life is breathed into our yearly collection of creepy Christmas tales! Find all your old, moldy favorites from Fred Perry, David Hutchison, Joe Wight, and Ben Dunn under the tree (possibly buried nearby). Like a zombie virus, it's a gift that keeps on giving!
He's faced his grim past, gruesome present and now his ?ghoulish future filled with fright. Can Ebeneezer Scrooge change his ways and undo the curse that's destroying humanity? Forget next Christmas, if Scrooge fails, there won't even be a tomorrow!
A twisted, yet kid-friendly, take on the traditional Christmas poem by Clement Clarke Moore, Twas the Zombie Night Before Christmas invites you into the life of the Rancid Family who is trying to survive AFTER the zombie apocalypse.The entertaining and down-right funny take on how zombies deal with Christmas is only heightened by the delightful illustrations that will have both children and parents laughing uncontrollably. This will be your new Christmas classic to be read year after year.
All I Want for Christmas Santa is You: A Zombie Children’s Book (My Little Brother is a Zombie Book One 4)
From the author/illustrator of the My Little brother is a Zombie series brings you All I want for Christmas Santa is You; a Christmas children’s book with a zombie twist. See what unfolds after Santa Claus finds a mysterious letter from a young boy named Kale McKay. Featuring a special appearance from Kale, the star of the My Little Brother is a Zombie series; in his first ever holiday book.