Zombie Christmas Books & Comics
We all know the holidays can be overwhelming. But have you ever considered how stressful they might be for the Living Impaired? These Zombie-inclusive times call for a whole new guide to managing the season.This concise little book for the Undead intersperses tips like ''Keep your head,'' ''Dress to kill, '' and ''Shop 'til they drop'' with illustrations that are, well, dead-on.Invitingly priced gift book is the perfect mini gift or stocking stuffer.Makes a lovely token of affection.Comes with a 24K gold-plated charm which may be kept on the green ribbon bookmark or worn on a bracelet or necklace.80-page full-color hardcover book with dust jacket.3-1/4 inches wide x 4 inches high.
As harsh weather descends on the Texas Hill Country, it’s looking nothing like Christmas at the fort in Ashley Oaks. That is, until Jenni decides the children survivors deserve gifts and a holiday celebration. Christmas during a zombie apocalypse. What can go wrong? This is novelette takes place during Fighting to Survive (As The World Dies Book 2)
The first part of seventh grade was rough on Jed, but things are looking up now that Christmas is almost here. As with past Christmases, Jed asks for the one thing he's always wanted-a dog-and again, his parents tell him they're not ready. But fate has a different plan when Jed sees a dog get run over by a car. Then, it happens. Jed suddenly has a pet, Tread, a zombie dog bearing his namesake-a tire tread down his back. Jed may have gained a dog, but he loses his best friend Luke, who fears the way Jed created his undead pet. When Jed returns to school, he finds a mysterious group called the No Zombies Now Network spreading rumors of the dangers the undead pose to normal people. Forced to disprove Hollywood stereotypes, Jed has his work cut out for him as stories of a zombie dog begin to circulate. Jed could be expelled if he can't expose the NZN Network as a fraud. Jed needs help from his kind of girlfriend Anna, especially after he discovers Luke has joined the shadowy group. Once again navigating the treacherous waters of middle school, Jed does his best to stay in one piece. Only this time he'll need even more duct tape and staples than usual.
(W) Fred Perry (A/CA) David Hutchinson Writer/Artist: Fred Perry, David Hutchison The weather outside is frightful, and the scenery inside's no better! This year, we'll have you dreaming of a white Christmas...with a little blood red and brain-matter gray for good measure. Our deacons of drawing decaying denizens wish you the best in chilling reading this holiday season!
This Minecraft diary is over 13,000 words long and has 26 pictures to accompany the entries.*Sad Face* Cindy left the village to go live with Wanda... *Happy Face* Steve obtained a healing potion. He is going to fix his leg! Woohoo! *Confused Face* I've forgotten what else happens in this volume. Read Steve the Noob #14 today to find out what happens next. Disclaimer: This book is a work of fanfiction; it is not an official Minecraft book. It is not endorsed, authorized, licensed, sponsored, or supported by Mojang AB, Microsoft Corp. or any other entity owning or controlling rights to the Minecraft name, trademarks or copyrights. Minecraft ®/TM & © 2009-2016 Mojang / Notch / Microsoft
Come along and enjoy a collection of holiday short stories with a serious twist... zombies. A hilarious romp in the zombie apocalypse from authors Eric A Shelman, Michelle Kilmer, K Michael Gibson, Michael Robertson, Ian McClellan, and many others. Another installment of zombie flavored awesome sauce from the fine folks at All Things Zombie (ATZ). See what happens when Santa gets bit or a Christmas party goes soooo wrong. Shopping, decorating, and mistletoe... nothing is off limits. A Very Zombie Christmas is the perfect gift for any horror fan. With over twenty-five stories to keep you laughing and cringing, you may never see the holidays the same way again. See for yourself. (whispers in a Wham! voice) ...happy Christmas.
I Saw Mommy Biting Santa Claus is a new spin on a holiday classic that tells the story of a suburban zombie outbreak and the little boy who knows just what to do. When Johnny finds out that his mother has turned into a zombie and has attacked Santa Claus, he knows that it?s up to him to put the living dead (back) to rest. While the chaos spreads from the mall to the Christmas parade, Johnny finds his friends Glenn, Barb, and Ben, and they devise a plan to not only protect themselves?and their dog?but to make sure to get to Grandma?s house before the zombies take over town. While they?ve planned for the worst, nothing could prepare them for watching jolly old Saint Nick get devoured by mindless zombies. This clever take on a Christmas tradition is right up the alley of anyone who ever wondered what would happen if a zombie outbreak took place during the holiday season. I Saw Mommy Biting Santa Claus is a beautifully gory tale that?s sure to become a classic for fans of the holidays and the living dead.
This exciting and bloodthirsty story tells of the sour and stingy Ebenezer Scrooge and his epic journey of transformation and redemption, brought about by a plague of ravenous zombies. After the supernatural visitations of the long dead Jacob Marley, himself killed by zombies and the Ghosts of Christmases Past, Present, and Yet to Come he comes to realise that he is London's only hope. In a city under siege by the undead there is only one man with the character and sense of mind able to stand in their way. A thrilling and unusual twist on the festive tale originally written by Charles Dickens.
The classic Christmas poem re-imagined and reanimated! ‘twas the night before Christmas And all through the house The zombies were stirring…Why worry about the Grinch when you’ve got ZOMBIES on the attack! Their prey? America’s best-loved Christmas poem. Get ready to have a holly jolly zombie holiday with this monstrously funny mash-up that subverts all that tiresomely good Christmas cheer. Clement C. Moore’s verses are tweaked and twisted, turning a once-cozy fireside read-aloud on its (now brainless) head. To complete the sacrilege: hilarious renderings of zombie stockings (undead legs!) hung by the chimney with care, and St. Nick attempting to repel a full-out, flesh-devouring zombie attack. One thing’s for sure—Santa and his eight tiny reindeer will never be the same!
52186 Features: -Contains 52 different images. -100% Officially licensed. -Officially poker sized. -Linen type finish. Product Type: -Traditional Playing Cards. Gender: -Boy. Gender: -Girl. Dimensions: Overall Height - Top to Bottom: -3.56 Inches. Overall Width - Side to Side: -2.56 Inches. Overall Depth - Front to Back: -0.75 Inches. Overall Product Weight: -0.22 Pounds.
A twisted, yet kid-friendly, take on the traditional Christmas poem by Clement Clarke Moore, Twas the Zombie Night Before Christmas invites you into the life of the Rancid Family who is trying to survive AFTER the zombie apocalypse. The entertaining and down-right funny take on how zombies deal with Christmas is only heightened by the delightful illustrations that will have both children and parents laughing uncontrollably. This will be your new Christmas classic to be read year after year.
He's faced his grim past, gruesome, present and now his ghoulish future filled with fright. Can Ebeneezer Scrooge change his ways an undo what curse that's destroying humanity? Forget next Christmas, if Scrooge fails, there won't even be a tomorrow!
2014 New Apple Book Awards Winner! You’re not really afraid of zombies, are you? Take a peek into the lives of the Moore zombie family. When Gargoy goes missing, Baby Zom enlists her siblings to help in the search. Follow along with Gothina, the critter loving goth zombie, Broheimer, the nerdy zombie, and Kamper, the messy zombie who enjoys camping. Who, or what, is Gargoy? Read on to find out!!
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