Pride and Prejudice and Zombies
So begins Pride and Prejudice and Zombies, an expanded edition of the beloved Jane Austen novel featuring all-new scenes of bone-crunching zombie mayhem. As our story opens, a mysterious plague has fallen upon the quiet English village of Meryton—and the dead are returning to life! Feisty heroine Elizabeth Bennet is determined to wipe out the zombie menace, but she’s soon distracted by the arrival of the haughty and arrogant Mr. Darcy. What ensues is a delightful comedy of manners with plenty of civilized sparring between the two young lovers—and even more violent sparring on the blood-soaked battlefield. Can Elizabeth vanquish the spawn of Satan? And overcome the social prejudices of the class-conscious landed gentry? Complete with romance, heartbreak, swordfights, cannibalism, and thousands of rotting corpses, Pride and Prejudice and Zombies transforms a masterpiece of world literature into something you’d actually want to read.
Dreadfully Ever After
When we last saw Elizabeth Bennet and Fitzwilliam Darcy? at the end of the New York Times best seller Pride and Prejudice and Zombies? they were preparing for a lifetime of wedded bliss. Yet the honeymoon has barely begun when poor Mr. Darcy is nipped by a rampaging dreadful. Elizabeth knows the only acceptable course of action is to promptly behead her husband (and then burn the corpse, just to be safe). But when she learns of a miracle antidote being developed in London, she realizesthere may be one last chance to save her true love? and for everyone to live happily ever after. Complete with romance, heartbreak, martial arts, cannibalism, and an army of shambling corpses, Dreadfully Ever After brings the story of Prideand Prejudice and Zombies to a thrilling conclusion.
Pride and Prejudice and Zombies: Dreadfully Ever After
"Pride and Prejudice and Zombies "and its prequel, "Dawn of the Dreadfuls," were both "New York Times" best sellers, with a combined 1.3 million copies in print. Now the PPZ trilogy comes to a thrilling conclusion with "Pride and Prejudice and Zombies: Dreadfully Ever After." The story opens with our newly married protagonists, Elizabeth and Fitzwilliam Darcy, defending their village from an army of flesh-eating “unmentionables.” But the honeymoon has barely begun when poor Mr. Darcy is nipped by a rampaging dreadful. Elizabeth knows the proper course of action is to promptly behead her husband (and then burn the corpse, just to be safe). But when she learns of a miracle antidote under development in London, she realizes there may be one last chance to save her true love—and for everyone to live happily ever after.
Know Your Zombies
It is hard to believe, in a pop culture world populated with Walking Dead, Pride and Prejudice with Zombies, and Shaun of the Dead, that zombies were once the unwanted stepchild of the horror movie world. Know Your Zombies is a combination guide book, puzzle book, trivia book. We hope it helps bring back great memories of your favorite zombie movies, introduce you to some you may have missed, and challenge your knowledge of your favorite horror movie genre. From the silent movie era to today, Know Your Zombies is a feast for those hungry to test their cherished brains.
Fifty Shades of Alice in Wonderland
Beyond 50 Shades of Grey?Eighteen-year-old Alice is unhappy. Her boyfriend is nice and polite, but he's also quick and careless in bed, and doesn't give Alice the attention and variety she craves. But he's not entirely to blame, because Alice herself doesn't understand her own needs. She's heard about what sex is supposed to be like, but has never felt anything remotely close to what she's read about in runaway bestselling books. Beyond 9 1/2 Weeks?Then Alice follows a vibrating white rabbit down a deep, dark hole, which leads to a place beyond her wildest imagination. There are no nice boys?or girls?down here. Only those who indulge in secret, forbidden, kinky fantasies. Beyond Pride and Prejudice and Zombies?Alice is confused and frightened and?aroused. She is bound. Teased. Spanked. Toyed. Brought to the limits of sexual endurance. And during her trials, she begins to understand her body's needs for the very first time. Beyond Thunderdome?This isn't the fairy tale you grew up reading. This isn't for children at all. This is for those with dark desires, who wish to explore erotic excess beyond the plain vanilla of everyday life. Follow Alice down the rabbit hole, if you dare.
Pride and Prejudice and Zombies
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Lady Catherine POP! Vinyl Figure
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Pride and Prejudice and Zombies: The Deluxe Heirloom Edition
'It is a truth universally acknowledged that a zombie in possession of brains must be in want of more brains.' So begins Pride and Prejudice and Zombies, an expanded edition of the beloved Jane Austen novel featuring all-new scenes of bone-crunching zombie mayhem. This deluxe heirloom edition includes a new preface by coauthor Seth Grahame-Smith, thirteen oil-painting illustrations by Roberto Parada, and a fascinating afterword by Dr. Allen Grove of Alfred University. Best of all, this limited special edition features an incredible 30 percent more zombies-via even more all-new scenes of carnage, corpse slaying, and cannibalism. Complete with a satin ribbon marker and a leatherette binding designed to endure for generations, this hardcover volume honors a masterpiece of classic zombie literature.
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It's Beginning to Look a Lot Like Zombies!
The snow is falling, the holidays are approaching and?It?s Beginning to Look a Lot Like Zombies! This delightfully depraved book of classic Zombie Christmas carols by Michael P. Spradlin is guaranteed to spread Yuletide cheer to all those good boys and ghouls who devoured the monsterNew York Times bestsellers Pride and Prejudice and Zombiesand World War Z, as well as fans of 28 Days Laterand Shaun of the Dead. With an introduction by the inimitable Christopher Moore?bestselling author ofBloodsucking Fiends, You Suck, and the classic? heartwarming tale of Christmas terror?The Stupidest Angel?It?s Beginning to Look a Lot Like Zombies is a great gift for stuffing into a Christmas stocking?provided you remove the bloody severed foot first!
Pride and Prejudice and Zombies
The Pride and Prejudice and Zombies trilogy comes to a thrilling conclusion with Dreadfully Ever After.
Pride and Prejudice and Zombies
'It is a truth universally acknowledged that a zombie in possession of brains must be in want of more brains.' So begins Pride and Prejudice and Zombies, an expanded edition of the beloved Jane Austen novel featuring all-new scenes of bone-crunching zombie mayhem. As our story opens, a mysterious plague has fallen upon the quiet English village of Meryton and the dead are returning to life! Feisty heroine Elizabeth Bennet is determined to wipe out the zombie menace, but she's soon distracted by the arrival of the haughty and arrogant Mr. Darcy. What ensues is a delightful comedy of manners with plenty of civilized sparring between the two young lovers and even more violent sparring on the blood-soaked battlefield as Elizabeth wages war against hordes of flesh-eating undead. Can she vanquish the spawn of Satan? And overcome the social prejudices of the class-conscious landed gentry? Complete with romance, heartbreak, swordfights, cannibalism, and thousands of rotting corpses, Pride and Prejudice and Zombies transforms a masterpiece of world literature into something you'd actually want to read.
Pride and Prejudice and Zombies: The Graphic Novel
THE NEW YORK TIMES BESTSELLER--NOW AN EYE-POPPING GRAPHIC NOVEL OF MANNERS, MORALS, AND BRAIN-EATING MAYHEM It is known as "the strange plague," and its unfortunate victims are referred to only as "unmentionables" or "dreadfuls." All over England, the dead are rising again, and now even the daughters of Britain's best families must devote their lives to mastering the deadly arts. Elizabeth Bennet is a fearsome warrior whose ability with a sword is matched only by her quick wit and even sharper tongue. But she faces her most formidable foe yet in the haughty, conceited, and somehow strangely attractive Mr. Darcy. As the two lovers meet in the ballroom and on the battlefield, they'll soon learn that nothing--not even bands of ninjas, hordes of flesh-eating zombies, or disapproving aunts--can stop true love.
Pride and Prejudice and Zombies: Dreadfully Ever After
Pride and Prejudice and Zombies and its prequel, Dawn of the Dreadfuls, were both New York Times best sellers, with a combined 1.3 million copies in print. Now the PPZ trilogy comes to a thrilling conclusion with Pride and Prejudice and Zombies: Dreadfully Ever After. The story opens with our newly married protagonists, Elizabeth and Fitzwilliam Darcy, defending their village from an army of flesh-eating “unmentionables.” But the honeymoon has barely begun when poor Mr. Darcy is nipped by a rampaging dreadful. Elizabeth knows the proper course of action is to promptly behead her husband (and then burn the corpse, just to be safe). But when she learns of a miracle antidote under development in London, she realizes there may be one last chance to save her true love—and for everyone to live happily ever after.
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By the Blood of Heroes
?Joe Nassise has raised the bar for the whole genre. Jonathan Maberry, New York Times bestselling author of The Dragon FactoryCombine the take-no-prisoners heroic grit of Quentin Tarantino?s Inglorious Basterds with the irreverent inventiveness of George A. Romero?sDawn of the Dead, set it on the blood-and-gore-soaked European battlefields of World War One, and you getBy the Blood of Heroes, a wildly imaginative alternate history zombie novel by acclaimed urban fantasy author Joseph Nassise. When the German high command employs a terrible new chemical weapon that reanimates the dead, Allied forces must take on the Kaiser?s zombie army in order to rescue a downed American flying ace in the first book of Nassise?s The Great Undead War saga. By the Blood of Heroes is a deliciously gruesome adventure that horror and alternate history lovers, steampunk aficionados, and fans of such zombie-centric offerings as TV?sThe Walking Dead, popular literature?s World War Z, Pride and Prejudice and Zombies, andZombie Haiku, and the Resident Evil video game and film series will eagerly devour.
Pride and Prejudice and Kitties
What if Jane Austen?s Pride and Prejudice was told from a cat?s point of view? On the heels of smash hits like Pride and Prejudice and Zombies and I Can Has Cheezburger, this hilarious mash-up by children?s author Pamela Jane and photographer Deborah Guyol spins a fresh, quirky take on two of the things we just can't get enough of: classic cats and classic Jane. Pride and Prejudice and Kitties juxtaposes wacky photos of cats with the wicked humor of Jane Austen, and it?s just in time for the 200-year anniversary of the publication of the original Pride and Prejudice. Soulful Mr. Darcy gazes at Elizabeth Bennet in fascination; hysterical Mrs. Bennet yowls that no one understands her; somnolent Mr. Hurst passes out on the sofa after dinner; arrogant Lady Catherine hisses at Elizabeth. Each photo includes a hilarious caption that goes along with the text of Pride and Prejudice, told from a feline perspective. Pride and Prejudice and Kitties is a book for cat-lovers, Austen-lovers, and people who love to laugh?in other words, just about everyone. The adorable meets the absurd!