Jesus Hates Zombies
Las Vegas. Sin City. It's a place where millions of dreams have been born - and even more have died. So it's as fitting a place as any for the ultimate gamble - a showdown between Jesus and his crew and the evil forces that have been gathering against them. But with the combined forces of the mysterious Hooded Man, Zombie Angel Gabriel, a zombified werewolf, and a virtual army of the walking dead, are the odds insurmountably stacked against them? Or will a new alliance and the revelation of a secret none of them saw coming be enough to even the score?
After the events of "Jesus Hates Zombies: Yea, Though I Walk...", Jesus and President Lincoln find themselves smack dab in the middle of another zombie outbreak, only this time is taking place in prehistoric times! Zombie dinosaurs, cavemen, and other blatant anachronisms run wild as our heroes try to stop this new zombie plague and find a way to return Abe to his own time.
In the second volume of this four-volume series, Jesus and a time-traveling Abe Lincoln join forces to save mankind from an apocalyptic zombie uprising, a zombified angel, and a werewolf with a grudge! Accompanied by his ever-faithful zombie sidekick Laz, and his newest companion, King (a male stripper), Jesus must unite any remaining humans in an effort to stop the zombie devastation. But with the world dying around them, will humanity still have faith in the Son of God?
The zombie plague has swept across the Earth, and Jesus has been sent down to take care of it. Along with Laz, (his loyal zombie sidekick) Jesus must unite the remaining humans to stand up and defeat the zombie menace. A werewolf-slaying Abe Lincoln makes his debut here, fighting in the 19th century while Jesus saves the world in the 21st century. Will these two historical heroes finally cross paths? You'll have to read to find out!
The Son of God returned to Earth? Check. Flesh eating zombies consuming everything in their paths? Check. President Lincoln shot forward through time to find himself in the midst of this madness? Heck yeah! A renegade zombie angel Hell bent on bringing about the end of the world? Um, yep. Werewolves? Sure. Zombie werewolves? Just what kind of book is this? Why, it's "Jesus Hates Zombies featuring Lincoln Hates Werewolves: Yea, Though I Walk...", the smash indie hit collected for the first time in one massive tome! And as a bonus, enjoy the one-shot "Happy Panda Funtime Show" that has major ties to the Jesus Hates Zombies universe!
No one is certain what caused it, but in only 6 days a zombie plague swept over the heart consuming over 29/37ths of the world's population...Disgusted by the sight of the walking dead devouring His precious creation, God has sent back His only Son to once again set right the wrongs of the world. But this time there's no room to turn the other cheek. This time, the message isn't one of love and compassion. This time, the J-man is looking to unleash some Wrath of God, because this time...JESUS HATES ZOMBIES!
This new and revised edition of the indie smash-hit features a painted cover by famed Marvel Zombies cover artist ARTHUR SUYDAM! A bonus story (featuring Sasquatch!) written by creator Stephen Lindsay and illustrated by Lauren Monardo is also included in this edition. If you missed it the first time around, then this second-coming of JESUS HATES ZOMBIES is just what you need!
Jesus, Lincoln, King, and Laz find themselves in an apocalyptic world of trouble as Zombie- Gabriel leads his horde of the super-undead. With a zombified werewolf adding to the terror and carnage, the fearless foursome struggle to survive while trying to find a way to get Abe back to his own time. But just when all seems lost, they'll learn that help can come from even the most unlikely of places...